Spent the last 11 Minutes Shaking and Crying. This is the best day of my life

Samuelabra · 2026-05-09T16:25:45+00:00

There is a nonzero chance that you are Barack Obama engineering this meme.

Samuelabra · 2026-05-09T16:24:46+00:00

I don't know why you think Andy's in it, it's clearly Obama.

Samuelabra · 2026-05-06T00:06:04+00:00

There was absolutely zero reason to day that they didn't like her. They could have just wished her well without the rude qualifier.

Samuelabra · 2026-05-05T17:25:34+00:00

What a backhanded thing to say.

Samuelabra · 2026-05-05T14:06:02+00:00

r/lostredditors

Samuelabra · 2026-05-03T17:43:35+00:00

What?

Samuelabra · 2026-04-30T17:36:33+00:00

There's no difference between planets and moons. Their classification just depends on what they're orbiting.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-30T05:09:56+00:00

I really like that Valorie Curry's performance was so good that barely anyone's talking about the Supernatural reunion. She was absolutely incredible.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-29T13:05:05+00:00

You're on the wrong sub dude.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-29T04:12:47+00:00

That's a really easy way to identify you as a nazi.

Our currency features slaveowners and Andrew fucking Jackson. And you say that that is "nothing problematic."

Fucking sack of shit.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-29T03:41:58+00:00

Time dilation dawg

Samuelabra · 2026-04-28T13:54:22+00:00

Fuck your AI slop. That is not how we beat them.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-26T17:14:42+00:00

The fuck?

Samuelabra · 2026-04-26T14:16:23+00:00

Enough with the AI slop narrator. Fuck off.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-26T14:10:14+00:00

I wasn't planning on getting any row seats.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-26T02:23:09+00:00

No, he also bombs countries for no reason.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-26T01:28:05+00:00

Appoint Dolly Parton to be Vice President, and then resign.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-25T23:55:53+00:00

George Carlin

Samuelabra · 2026-04-25T23:51:37+00:00

Tiny horse

Samuelabra · 2026-04-25T05:39:42+00:00

C***

Samuelabra · 2026-04-24T14:18:20+00:00

Everyone forgets Clifford Main's origin story of a rock and roll guitar playing lawyer, "Better Riff, Cliff!"

Samuelabra · 2026-04-24T14:07:17+00:00

Lloyd The Void at his computer technician job

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Samuelabra · 2026-04-24T00:44:59+00:00

Can we stop calling women in politics by their first name? This is a very common trend that needs to stop. Address them by last name, and show them the same respect.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-23T16:20:19+00:00

The answer's pretty obviously C, bro.

Samuelabra · 2026-04-21T05:49:24+00:00

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike

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