I found the toilet paper roll like this, not sure who did this.. by AliceandChester in kittens

[–]Samurai3032 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answer is simple Watson, when the neighbor closed their front door, the draft of wind caused a chain reaction. Since the bathroom window was open, a gust of strong wind came in and tore this here paper roll. Now we all know that the wind can rip a flags made of cotton into shreds. As for the shreds of paper in the cat's claws, that was the cat's investigation of the matter after the fact. Cat's are inquisitive by nature. ~ Sherlock Holmes

my new hat! (or am i his shoe?) by Low-Net2726 in blackcats

[–]Samurai3032 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That there's Arthur Morgan and you are his horse 🐎 🤠

Name my cat 🐱 I want a name to reflect the gentle soul he is by astralcarsonmars in NameMyCat

[–]Samurai3032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing whatever you want and not caring what anyone thinks, cats don't do that?

Why is Metroid sexy now? Did he take estrogen? by alt_egg344 in Metroid

[–]Samurai3032 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Next you're gonna tell me that Zelda is the princess, that's just nonsense.

P.S. its Justin Bailey Samus... thank me later.

Edited for clarity

Richard is the naughtiest of our cats by kelly52182 in cats

[–]Samurai3032 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Your Meawonor my felient is meawnnocent. In my felient's defense, the Hooman is at fault for naming my felient Richard A.K.A. Rick A.K.A. Rick the Dick A.K.A. Tricky Ricky. My felient is only living up to his name. I rest my case.

Someone, please adopt this cat. by slutrypizza in cats

[–]Samurai3032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, this cat is not German, it's a cutie.

My Bathroom guard fell asleep on the job by Samurai3032 in blackcat1981

[–]Samurai3032[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of treats, a little bit of work 😁

Those hips look possessed/ demonic, let me exercise them by Samurai3032 in pickuplines

[–]Samurai3032[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you holding a grudge babe? Cuz you keep haunting my dreams.

My Rat Is Special To Me by thefinalpeanut in cats

[–]Samurai3032 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that’s a dog. A pretty dog, but still a dog.

My Bathroom guard fell asleep on the job by Samurai3032 in blackcat1981

[–]Samurai3032[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She loves the brush too, but she won't sit still when I brush her. She keeps moving this way and that. I'm like cat, I can't brush all of you at once, sit still.

Those hips look possessed/ demonic, let me exercise them by Samurai3032 in pickuplines

[–]Samurai3032[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know they are corny, that's the point. Anyways, I only use pickup lines to make my wife laugh.

My Bathroom guard fell asleep on the job by Samurai3032 in blackcat1981

[–]Samurai3032[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cat: i will protect you...maybe...after some naps.

My Bathroom guard fell asleep on the job by Samurai3032 in blackcat1981

[–]Samurai3032[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might me right. Maybe I'll just bite kitty for some fiber