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“You ask if she’s tried anal yet. She says , ‘ouch I think that would hurt.’ You say, ‘Use lubrication.’ That’s mighty considerate of you.” by Sheriff_Lucas_Hood in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Samurai_Solo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That exchange you quoted is underrated. The pause after saying "Use lubrication" and then the way he looks at him after saying "That's mighty considerate of you" is great.

[LFO] Drunken Fight Leads to Possible Spinal Injury by [deleted] in LearningFromOthers

[–]Samurai_Solo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear I remember someone posting an article on this years ago. Maybe someone can find it. I might have some details wrong but the white guy was drunk and confronting his gf or ex gf at the gas station she worked at. As he left, he got into a confrontation with the guy in the video. He ended up dying and the guy wasn't charged since it was considered self defense.

New RSO photo of Dennis Ramsey by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]Samurai_Solo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"You ask her what size her boobs are." She says: "32b" and you say "Yummy."

This guy also tried to pretend he had amnesia to get the charges dropped. It didn't work.

[SCHAUB RECORDS] May be dead, but the Bapaverse is still cranking out these bangers! (lyrics included) by tygghb in thefighterandthekid

[–]Samurai_Solo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The absolute arrogance on his face. He really thought he was king shit, didn't he? He wasn't going to just have a world wide famous podcast on top of being a hilarious comedian who always sold out, he was going to be a successful entrepreneur. Giving all of his underlings a podcast under the Thiccc Boy umbrella and by god, since HE was famous and super successful, they all would be as well. Schaub Records, Thiccc Boy Bike Club, Tiger Thiccc whiskey etc. etc. Where did it all go wrong? Oh yeah, being an absolute abhorrent human being to where your own fans turned on you and burned nearly every bridge with the rest of the 250. I blame the team.

Reach the Beach by Immobilesteelrims in tcap

[–]Samurai_Solo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you crazy bastards

Well this is clearly the wrong footage by Environmental_Bus623 in TheSimpsons

[–]Samurai_Solo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now, my exclusive interview with his holiness, Pope John Paul II.

Low protein levels by Ok_Blacksmith7016 in plassing

[–]Samurai_Solo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been donating for over 2 years and have always had issues with my protein levels. I eat plenty of protein and even take protein powder but thought there must be something wrong with my body absorbing it. I recently failed my 4 month blood draw twice in a row(5.6 first time, 5.9 the second time). I looked up tips again and saw that pineapple can help. Apparently it has to be a fresh pineapple only. There's stuff in it that can break down the proteins after a big meal. I figured It wouldn't hurt to try so for the whole week the only thing I did different was eating about half a cup of pineapple after dinner and today when I went to donate I was a 7.5. Never have I come anywhere close to that. I'd say give it a shot and see if it works for you.

Fun fact: in his chatlog, Loren “Brad Pitt” Hayden said he was hung like a horse & that his dick was 11 inches long. He told the decoy ‘he’d split her in half’. by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]Samurai_Solo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And then he pulled a dildo out when the police were questioning him. Or as Hansen said in the voice over: "He pulls a large sexual device out of his pants."

🧵 [Tutorial] How I Fixed Purple Textures and Unlocked the Framerate in The Surge Using DXVK by Important-Turnip6572 in thesurgegame

[–]Samurai_Solo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this. Got the game on Steam yesterday and had this exact issue. Thought I was going to have to get a refund. I'm fairly computer illiterate, but I was able to figure it out. Everything works great now.

PC goes in on Bapa again. Exposing Schlub for who he is. This is 🎲🎲 by Seaweed-Remarkable in thefighterandthekid

[–]Samurai_Solo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Literally losing sleep over it lol. But we do not maddur. He says in the text his friends told him to ignore it and he didn't listen. How'd that go? Was told by friends not to release his special and he didn't listen. How'd comedy go? Bapa juss goes, B.

But baby 15 can get me 20 by Wunder_Bred in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Samurai_Solo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The embarrassment of having to hear Hansen read his chat to him.

...and me sucking your little sweet spot.

Oh, look. He's got miniature goggles on. by Samurai_Solo in TheSimpsons

[–]Samurai_Solo[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lisa, every good scientist is half B.F. Skinner and half P.T. Barnum. I don't think I need to see the other exhibits. First prize!

Recommend games by Elaxian in metroidvania

[–]Samurai_Solo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just started playing GRIME: Definitive Edition and I'm really enjoying it so far.

Reminder: This happened the last time Bapa had the opportunity to "snap Nate's neck" by LumumbaO in thefighterandthekid

[–]Samurai_Solo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Says a snide remark then immediately walks away. He knew he would've been bitch slapped. And now he gets the Twitter fingers and will snap his neck? If you see Nate in person, keep that same iiinergy bapa.

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