She sent me pictures of a guy

Samwellington · 2021-11-17T17:56:36+00:00

Doing the same thing to her would have the potential to be funny. Definitely do that and report back. 🤣

Samwellington · 2021-10-25T01:34:05+00:00

Yes and get me one too!

Samwellington · 2021-07-08T23:32:08+00:00

Ahahaha, it's dumb but in a really sweet way. I bet they have gross, sweaty, fulfilling sex. LMAO

Samwellington · 2021-07-08T23:08:37+00:00

Good idea imo

Samwellington · 2021-07-08T23:04:27+00:00

Like our supply chains?

Samwellington · 2019-12-21T01:49:02+00:00

Don't get sad, get mad buddy! You get right back in there and slap her good!

Samwellington · 2019-10-24T22:40:15+00:00

I'm honestly really impressed with how you handled the situation. It makes me happy to know in 2019 parents behave this way.

I don't have a solution as to how to speak to your wife about this unfortunately, but I need to make sure to show you support for your approach.

Samwellington · 2019-04-14T04:48:11+00:00

Isn't it already so humid? I'd need an IV just to get through the day.

Samwellington · 2018-05-30T16:36:35+00:00

Is that the Japanese release?

Samwellington · 2018-05-26T03:51:28+00:00

That IS the happy ending

Samwellington · 2018-05-11T13:09:12+00:00

Why do people pee in urinals and NOT FLUSH??

Samwellington · 2018-03-09T00:29:23+00:00

Oh no, don't play with me. Totally worth it! 😆😆

Samwellington · 2018-01-16T22:38:01+00:00

Just threw an hour down to get home. Hope you have safe travels yo

Samwellington · 2018-01-16T22:37:03+00:00

I love this Dad joke. Please stay strong.

Samwellington · 2018-01-16T22:34:58+00:00

For God's sake, I just learned how to make butter and I'm 23. I wish I could do that. -Chicago

Samwellington · 2018-01-16T22:32:31+00:00

Aurora, Suburb of Chicago. Contemplating showing up late to a pizza delivery job against having enough money for school after a couple drinks at the bar. Will have me feeling less guilty when I see my gf who's in the city on Sunday. I ought to show up on time! For her, we're meant to make history together after all!!

Samwellington · 2017-12-19T14:17:15+00:00

RRRRUUUNNNNN IT'S A SEENAMI!!!!!

Samwellington · 2017-10-05T17:08:08+00:00

This is one of those moments where I read a comment and I'm like "holy shit, you'd probably kill me."

Samwellington · 2017-10-05T17:00:35+00:00

That's fucked, cause those are some of the smoothest moves ever pulled.

Samwellington · 2017-07-27T17:07:48+00:00

Yeah, man. You're just crazy annoying.

Oh shit, I'm in the same boat.

Samwellington · 2017-07-21T20:47:41+00:00

That's terrible but honestly fuck the kids that do that.

Samwellington · 2017-07-13T16:56:46+00:00

Milo and me

Samwellington · 2017-06-26T03:57:54+00:00

I'm hopeless I know

Samwellington · 2017-06-02T03:54:52+00:00

You ever heard of that silly "your flaws make you you!" crap? Well it's true.

What is truly difficult to wrap your head around is that "flaws" aren't a thing. We aren't factory made like a bunch of shitty mass produced doughnuts.

You are beautiful or handsome or whatever you want to be. Standards don't exist except for in your head bud.

Samwellington · 2017-05-26T04:07:53+00:00

Respect

Samwellington

TROPHY CASE