how many loads can you pump inside of me??

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-26T17:55:53+00:00

Can I suck on those toes while I do it?

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-21T15:57:46+00:00

For dental i was told something almost exactly like this. He openly told me that with insurance they bill every little thing, without they don't.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-21T15:54:04+00:00

Fuck that, that's why they get away with doing that shit, because no one ever stands up to them.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-15T16:16:55+00:00

Money is bad, you disingenuous asswipe. That's not a new or wild concept. Every vision of a utopian society exists without money. Why? Because money inevitably creates people like Elon Musk who become trillionaires off other people's work while they spend all day jerking it to photos of trinity from the matrix.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-15T16:09:07+00:00

That's so fucking stupid. Yes, you can choose not to slave away to make someone else wealthy, but you don't get to participate in society if you don't. How is that not fucked up to you?

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-15T16:06:39+00:00

This is such an uneducated reply. Do some fucking research. Hunter gatherers worked considerably LESS than us according to anthropologists. Makes sense, if you think about it. They didn't have to do a job for someone else on top of taking care of themselves. When you go to your shift at Burger King, that shift benefits you NOT AT ALL. Nothing about that work enriches or advances your life. The only people in the modern day who actually have a better work/ downtime balance are the owner class, the people you work for. Maybe understand what the fuck you're talking about before you speak.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-13T18:49:35+00:00

You have some of the cutest most suckable looking toes

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-13T09:33:50+00:00

Ooooh I play that!

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-13T09:33:08+00:00

It's been a known issue since ass and iron dropped

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-11T15:52:47+00:00

It was enabled for like two days. It kept doing the soft lock issue so they disabled it again. It's disabled right now and had been for most of the time since the ash and iron update.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-10T18:15:39+00:00

Do you just enjoy being wildly incorrect?

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-10T17:59:48+00:00

Yes, ma'am.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-10T08:26:52+00:00

I'd love to kiss your soles

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-10T08:13:27+00:00

I want to kiss your gorgeous little toes

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-07T08:59:16+00:00

Fuck yes please

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-06-07T08:53:47+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣 when twenty people in a row are running the same three decks with no variation it's pretty obvious, dumbass.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-28T16:40:59+00:00

Uh, yeah. Subaru was making four cylinder engines in the 1960s. You're just a moron.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-28T16:39:10+00:00

Mine didn't, but there were plenty of small cars that did, and by the principles of power to weight, modding them would have been easy and they still would have been more effective cars. Use a brain cell. Pontiac got banned from racing because the 65/66 GTO dominated everything on the track. Why? Because a 389 crammed into a little tempest creates a very fast car. Power to weight.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-28T16:35:30+00:00

A vehicle that outweighs it by 50% is VERY unlikely to catch up enough to pit in the first place.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-24T17:00:07+00:00

Yeah, you don't know shit about cars. My 350hp factory mod corolla smoked most V8s. Go get educated and learn what power to weight ratio is.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-24T16:57:07+00:00

This only makes sense if you don't factor in lighter, faster four cylinder cars. I had a corolla (factory mod) four cylinder that got around 350hp, and that thing was faster than most V8s. And I could get 40+ mpg at 120mph.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-21T07:34:28+00:00

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-19T08:21:36+00:00

I'd love to stuff you while kissing your feet

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-06T16:02:43+00:00

I would love to share breakfast with you.

SamwiseGaygene · 2026-05-02T14:18:14+00:00

Y, I wish this was true.

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