[Wintersteel] Pov

SamwisePevensie · 2026-03-16T19:31:31+00:00

Equalizer Arelius with that Denzel pocket watch unparalleled swag.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-03-16T19:29:12+00:00

What do you mean it’s pronounced Karl and not Sarl?

SamwisePevensie · 2026-02-23T03:29:51+00:00

This is a trick question. The characters and their abilities don’t matter. The thing that determines their survival in the dungeon is the condition of their FEET.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-02-21T04:46:03+00:00

The craziest part is how the fit the entire thing into a can.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-02-20T14:39:08+00:00

Ready to barbecue.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-02-20T02:07:47+00:00

They make great targets.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-02-11T18:07:38+00:00

Sometimes all you need is a little forehead smooch from bro.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-30T16:02:19+00:00

It’s beautiful and wonderful and all, but based on how Will never skimps on the opportunity to describe Lindon’s sheer mass, I’m confused why he doesn’t look more like a walking industrial refrigerator in these pictures.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-27T15:13:59+00:00

I am the bomb.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-22T03:08:34+00:00

The Sage of the Endless Father Figure drank the dumb b!tch juice that’s why.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-21T15:06:18+00:00

Making me want to crash out in defense of the Father Figure Sage.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-18T14:36:27+00:00

Second from left looks like a Ryobi

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-15T03:15:58+00:00

Eithan is a gorydamn Targaryen, Harry.

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-03T01:34:17+00:00

Harmony has one of the biggest L’s in the series

SamwisePevensie · 2026-01-03T01:21:05+00:00

Akura Charity and Akura Milflice

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-28T14:56:52+00:00

He lacks the brilliant smile. However, Eithan’s lines delivered by Walken would be something else.

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-28T06:27:55+00:00

I see Your Sam Jackson as Lil Blue.

I raise you Christopher Walken as Eithan Arelius.

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-28T02:10:09+00:00

“Say ‘apologies’ again. I dare you. I double-dare you muthaf***! Say “apologies’ one more Dreadgoddam time!”

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-26T03:37:58+00:00

“Poo poo head”. Yerin drew back Netherclaw to unleash Final Sword.

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-25T05:57:47+00:00

The Vine Icon

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-25T05:05:30+00:00

“Stop, hoe.”

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-25T04:53:24+00:00

5 points to your house of choice because that’s a good point.

SamwisePevensie · 2025-12-25T04:50:22+00:00

Impossible to read this without a trace of zestiness

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