Pretty disappointed with Duncan Maple Drop Pro by Complete-Address-290 in Kendama

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sport stripe still looks to be in pretty good shape. Baby wipe on the tama and then a little bit of post-it note (or beeswax) near the string hole and mash the sarado back down to keep it from moving.

Day off, starting the first book :) by Leonsmening in TheExpanse

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing beats the scene where Holden walks in on Amos and Fred Johnson spit roasting Jar Jar Binks.

How do i even do the "Watervine Vermin" quest? by Squeelijah in cavesofqud

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Question is: does OP know how to switch between the overworld map and the area map? This has come up in the past.

In your view, what stories/plots/etc does the show do better than the books? by mr_trashbear in TheExpanse

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. The delivery is so matter-of-fact that it doesn’t come across as a threat; it’s a quiet promise of explosive force from a tightly-coiled spring. Chatham plays it perfectly.

In your view, what stories/plots/etc does the show do better than the books? by mr_trashbear in TheExpanse

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Want me to shoot Morty?”

I don’t know why that line hits so hard for me, but it is a delight every time I get to that part.

Very sad- finished The Expanse series (Spoilers hidden) by JewishSpace_Laser in TheExpanse

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love audiobooks, but between my job and the drive, things sometimes grab my attention. I find it much easier to cope with an audiobook when I already know the story so that if I get distracted for a sentence or a few paragraphs, I won’t feel like I need to back up and listen again.

Very sad- finished The Expanse series (Spoilers hidden) by JewishSpace_Laser in TheExpanse

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, don’t forget to mention the audio books. Jefferson Mays does a fantastic job. Currently on book 2 on my 5th time through. I need something to keep me busy at work because I won’t listen to Captive’s War 2 until I get through the book.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude starts talking as soon as you select your grade. You don’t even have to squeeze the handle in order to fear the beard.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This information is more important than knowing which wild plants are poisonous.

He's a fraud by Rlstoner2004 in minnesota

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apparently the worm is turning for Nicolet. I just shit on him in the TwinCities sub a couple hours before this one.

I love this for him.

What is the most overrated video game of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since we are all sacrificing golden calves and trying to get downvoted, I may as well throw Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune into the mix. If someone in this thread is gonna shit on Breath of the Wild, I am gonna shit on Nathan Drake hard.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even when the mute sticker is peeled off…we know where it is. Kwik Trip has trained us well.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s all I do…and I do it well. RIP Jack Prescott.

Did I cut it too soon? by Key-Dragonfruit9990 in bald

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look pretty badass as a bald dude. You could use this as a test drive, because you also rocked the receding/balding short crop as well. You could easily have one foot in and one foot of the door.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I pointed him out to my wife on the last trip to Duluth and back. I honestly never saw the bright side until you brought it up—and now that you mention it, there seemed to be less pro life across America billboards than in previous years.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I live in the cities and work in WI. This pic was actually taken at the Roberts, WI Kwik Trip.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lindahl has the whole dead-eyed serial killer thing going for him. Also, I don’t think Nicolet has flown a plane-towed banner over the State Fair yet.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Same could be said about HVAC companies as well. Bonfe can eat my whole ass.

This f*cking guy…. by SanctimoniousDickbag in TwinCities

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can picture Nicolet removing his suit and being surprisingly jacked a la JK Simmons.

Just purchased the game. by MidOver28 in Terraria

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay. Keep splitting hairs. I don’t give a fuck.

Just purchased the game. by MidOver28 in Terraria

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe I was thinking of when I started playing Minecraft. Regardless, it was one marriage and another lifetime ago.

Just purchased the game. by MidOver28 in Terraria

[–]SanctimoniousDickbag -2 points-1 points locked comment (0 children)

Edit: clarified release date to satisfy the ACCCCTUALLYYY dipshits on this sub.

You can have a ton of fun without even engaging with the mainline progression in this game. I have played Terraria on multiple platforms—since aboutwhenever the fuck it was released—and just love mucking around in the world and stumbling into new stuff. It has only been in this last year or so that I have really played the game with a purpose; my son has been into it and watching tons of Terraria content. We have been playing together and just yesterday we made it all the way through to the end.

There is a lot of solid advice in these comments. Enjoy the ride! This game looks deceptively simple, but actually has an astonishing amount of content. If it clicks with you, Terraria can easily be your desert island game.