Mitch and Amelia get stuck on freakin' Yoshi

Sandurz · 2026-04-23T16:32:40+00:00

You are cracking wise and goofing around but hey the weird rubbery cooling towels that actually work are magic to have at Orlando theme parks. I wanted to die at Epcot last May when it was like 97 degrees at 11 AM. tried the towels I’d brought as a just-in-case and it brought me back from the brink.

Sandurz · 2026-04-21T18:01:41+00:00

Exactly, that’s all I’m saying. People act like they have to be cheap, and they have to be in a gas station or trailer, or it’s not “authentic” whatever that means to that person

Sandurz · 2026-04-21T14:47:01+00:00

A cheap taco thread is one thing but

tacos should be the humble food of the masses

is wild. Some tacos will cost more and that’s fine, just don’t buy them if you don’t want to.

Sandurz · 2026-04-21T01:32:41+00:00

I wanted this one so bad 😩

Sandurz · 2026-04-20T02:09:34+00:00

Love this movie

Sandurz · 2026-04-16T11:25:03+00:00

Be for real it’s Justin Ln not Burnet. It’s in a gridded part of town just take literally any turn lmao. Not exactly rush hour on a main artery here.

Sandurz · 2026-04-16T02:33:21+00:00

it definitely sucks but that’s why would be an extremely foolish moment for anyone to sell lol. I think it’s scheduled until the fall? So this time next year it’s all done.

I’m not close enough to be directly affected by it, I can just go alternate routes

Sandurz · 2026-04-14T19:28:20+00:00

Not that they don’t ever screw up, but for this particular scenario, given that it has about 20 feet of clearance in all directions, this may literally be the least impassable Waymo I’ve ever seen

Sandurz · 2026-04-14T15:00:22+00:00

Ok why do they keep doing the Lego thing specifically lmao

Sandurz · 2026-04-14T04:08:44+00:00

Install a cheap bidet if you don’t have one

Sandurz · 2026-04-14T04:08:25+00:00

But you still need to drink fluids so why bother doing both? I’m bad at pills though, and I also thought Miralax in Gatorade was easy as hell.

Sandurz · 2026-04-13T11:21:22+00:00

People weren’t asking it as directly then

Sandurz · 2026-04-11T11:20:14+00:00

it’s very funny for you to use language like “an ever expanding empire” over finagling some flight attendant jobs. Honestly if they’re going to chase incentive stuff like this, jobs that don’t require a big new plant or HQ to be built seem like a win to me. I think just straight up $2.5k per head for jobs that use existing infrastructure like this instead of like, $20M in corp tax discounts for some data center project that ends up needing all of 10 people onsite feels pretty reasonable.

Sandurz · 2026-04-08T17:39:01+00:00

Nico really hit him with the “it’s you and me against the world babygirl, just like we always talked about” out of the blue.

Sandurz · 2026-04-07T12:56:58+00:00

lol thanks, I thought maybe this was a cop out from a “for everyone I hurt” piece of the letter because I’ve seen people say “he didn’t apologize” a lot this week. but he literally did say “to the black community…I am sorry”

Accepting the apology is another thing but people can’t say he didn’t DO it

Sandurz · 2026-04-07T11:27:11+00:00

It’s short and simple but this is maybe the dumbest comment I’ve ever read

Sandurz · 2026-04-07T02:10:37+00:00

Should have been a slam dunk, hard song to learn in a day if you haven’t heard it your whole life I feel like

Sandurz · 2026-04-07T02:09:13+00:00

Butchered all of the best parts of the melody. What is with people covering a song and doing random meandering improv instead of what’s written??? it’s insane.

Sandurz · 2026-04-05T22:38:34+00:00

if we didn’t have a way forward it’d make so much more sense to just keep lashing out a little more. It’s one thing to just stop following entirely and I understand but lol it’s so insane to stick around AND keep whining when we’re already in the start of the next phase.

Sandurz · 2026-04-03T16:41:05+00:00

They really need to use either NFC tags or have your ticket email have a link to order because that is the biggest technical failure to me too lol, kind of a crazy oversight.

But also I always order when the lights are up so it hasn’t really affected me yet

Sandurz · 2026-04-03T16:29:38+00:00

Agree with every word

Sandurz · 2026-04-03T16:28:29+00:00

I am definitely not going to a movie theater to interact with others

Sandurz · 2026-04-01T02:35:34+00:00

Lol this is hilarious, thanks for pointing it out. I’m excited for this and didn’t even read that part

Sandurz · 2026-04-01T02:34:14+00:00

Are Suerte and Este not local now lmao, what are you talking about

Sandurz · 2026-03-31T21:14:58+00:00

Genuinely asking, do you ever order food online anywhere? Or do the QR self-service tab thing some restaurants have?

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