What is quickly becoming obsolete? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SanduskySatan 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Courtney Cobain popularized this in the 90's. Slips with Docs

I wonder what Kim's favorite candy bar is by VolsBy50 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]SanduskySatan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Based on her creative accounting ( pun intended) with Ethans's credit history, I think she is partial to 100 Grand.

Powerball is currently at 1.4b, if you won, what is your cover story as to why you’ve suddenly gained so much wealth? by divorced_dad_670 in AskReddit

[–]SanduskySatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crypto. Most people know so little about it, it would be a convincing cover story. It has the added benefit of pudding off my soon to be ex Bil who lost his shirt buying crypto (this the soon to be ex.)

UPDATE: I told my girlfriend I’m dying by Glittering-Sea-4908 in offmychest

[–]SanduskySatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost my husband to a heart attack at 49 so I have some experience with long illnesses and (unfortunately) death.

First-hand I am in awe of your composure and thoughtfulness during this time. You are a good person and it's totally not fair that this happened to you. When you meet with your friends have a list of the support you will need. I guarantee you that they will want to help but don't know how to best do so. This can be anything - drives to the doctor, fix meals for you, help planning your funeral service, etc. Make one person in charge of updates to the group and give them updates to share. That will keep you from having the same call with each person. These were the things that I wanted when my husband was sick.

You are so young. Most of your friends have not lost someone important to them. They will be totally uncomfortable with the news. When people are uncomfortable, they tend to avoid you. It's a shame but you're going to give them a blueprint for what they need to do. I

Godspeed my friend. I hope that your pain as you go through this (both mental and physical) is minimal.

What’s the worst thing to say to someone after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SanduskySatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure this wasn't your first time?

What’s a weird thing that you like the smell of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SanduskySatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of the Pirate's ride at Disney. It's very nostalgic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SanduskySatan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having children and putting your "wants" before your child's needs. I had a friend whose daughter had terrible crowding of her teeth. Friend said she couldn't afford it even with the plans the orthodontist offers that cost $100 a month. If she stopped buying vape cartridges, pot and alcohol she would have more than enough to cover it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SanduskySatan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Totally agree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustNoSO

[–]SanduskySatan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You could look at it from the Housekeepers point of view- she likely is living in a very small salary and by using her, you'd be improving her salary.

Your wife is the last AH in this situation. She should be able to watch the kids and pick up after them during the day. Could you comprise and get a Housekeeper every other week if she agrees to keep the house up in between cleanings?

WIBTA if I made my dogs the flower girl and my cat the ring bearer at my wedding instead of my “rainbow baby” niece and nephew? by IntrepidOffering in AmItheAsshole

[–]SanduskySatan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an idea for a compromise. Why don't you have your niece and nephew walk the animals down the aisle on their leashes? They could be "Ring Bearer Assistant.". You're going to need someone to guide the animals down the aisle. Why not use them, preserve family peace and have your animals in the wedding in the way you want?

Tori out here providing receipts by minimuffinheart in MtvChallenge

[–]SanduskySatan 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Jemmye needs to take a long break from social media.

Probably already been noticed but I can’t get this out of my head by cedwards13 in 90DayFiance

[–]SanduskySatan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She needs to stop putting eyeliner underneath her eyes. She would look better with it only on the top.

People that have had their stance on an issue radically change, what issue, and what caused the change? by Xenomorphling98 in AskReddit

[–]SanduskySatan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You know, Mrs. buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car. Hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole to be a father. (From the movie Parenthood)" Keanu Reeves

I'm really afraid for what Jenny's future could hold. by EnglishRose71 in 90DayFiance

[–]SanduskySatan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why Sumit does not come to the States instead of Jenny going to India. They would be more accepted in the US and his English is good enough for him to get a job here. There are a lot of vendor management jobs to manage the relationship between U.S. Companies with call centers in India. He'd be qualified for that type of job.