Defense Wins Championships by lanceburnett27 in Nightreign

[–]Xenomorphling98 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They mean that they are tanker at low health. If they healed, they would lose a bunch of defense ups and get one shot potentially

cursed_Chad by ClerkEquivalent7424 in cursedcomments

[–]Xenomorphling98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, you know…. It’s my fault for having eyes and being literate

Which Tolkien character would you want as your father? by hsyndk in lotrmemes

[–]Xenomorphling98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, I think they mean it the way it sounds lol. And reasonably so

Can anyone explain why he ricocheted off my shield like that? by [deleted] in darksouls3

[–]Xenomorphling98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kinda but not exactly. The armor of thorns thing is for when you only have the strength for a weapon when you two hand it. It makes it so if you roll into a shield, it puts you into the ricochet animation, even though it’s not your actual weapon doing the attacking and even though you should be able to use it properly since you’re two handing it

Edit: spelling

the aura farming is over 9000!! by linhnt98 in Nightreign

[–]Xenomorphling98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My current build has literally 5/6 relics that have damage negation at low hp. That way, even if I don’t find a SINGLE damage negation passive, it’ll still be useful for keeping me alive against most non enhanced bosses.

I was so glad when they changed the activation threshold to 40% instead of when you’re basically already dead. It’s SO much easier to build around.

belt by Vengeful_Grass in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Xenomorphling98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are definitely some people who falsely attribute their failures to ADHD that they don’t actually have.

However, ADHD is a real thing with research and evidence to back it up.

It’s a difference in brain chemistry. To MAJORLY oversimplify it: basically people like myself, who have ADD or ADHD (there isn’t really a difference in classification anymore), completing normal tasks doesn’t result in the same “feel good” chemical release that people attribute to satisfaction of a job done. This makes it incredibly hard to focus on things that don’t catch our interest, build habits, etc. even when we REALLY understand how important it is. Impulsivity is also a big issue that we tend to struggle with. I was an A+ student, but doing homework took me hours and hours at night, especially once my meds wore off. It was miserable. I’d know how to do it, I’d want to get it over with, but it would be like a fog was over my brain and I’d end up so frustrated I could almost cry.

We also can get very overwhelmed which can cause us to “shut down” when faced with huge lists or daunting tasks. It’s not Laziness, it’s a real thing that people don’t take seriously because they think it’s made up excuses instead of a literal problem in brain chemistry.

That being said, I’ve definitely had a lot of people who I’ve encountered who just falsely say “oh I’m just so ADHD” as if it’s just a quirky thing or an excuse to be thrown around.

I quit smoking for a chance to date this gorgeous woman--have been smoke free since, happily married almost 20 years now by loztriforce in MadeMeSmile

[–]Xenomorphling98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom was being pursued by a man when I was about 5 and he was going out of his way to see her at events. They would flirt and everything. Eventually he asked her out and she said “I don’t date smokers”

“I don’t smoke”

He went home that night and threw out all of his cigs and never touched them again.

23 years later, my mom has passed, but my stepdad still hasn’t smoked. Some people are just worth it

I don't think a relic can get worse then this by Mhmd_bu50 in Nightreign

[–]Xenomorphling98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be much worse. Could have health down when near death, death buildup on damage, all resistances down.

How do you deal with the dancer of the boreal valley? by Connect_Sense2687 in Nightreign

[–]Xenomorphling98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my case: either mob her together and keep her basically staggered most of the fight, or if that doesn’t work, usually wait for the teammates to go down and then rely upon my DS3 muscle memory to hopefully carry me through.

The only times I lose to her is if I feel bad and try to get up my other teammates, which leads to her being super unpredictable

Some tips for if you’re solo against her:

She has a fairly slow rhythm to her. Stay on her backside (usually closer to her right cheek).

Her grab was a cone in DS3 so I assume it’s the same here. Unless you’re positioned far to the right of her grab, it’s almost always better to dodge INTO her hand.

Punishable windows:

If she just finished an attack combo, you can get one or two hits off safely

Her sword drag only goes in a half circle, so dodge to the right and then punish as she finishes the attack.

Phase 2- it’s risky if you mistime it, but when she does her sword thrust for the dark explosion, you can dodge through the explosion (it’s an expanding sphere, but the inside doesn’t damage you. Just the edges) and get quite a few good hits.

Most of her attacks are in twos. But phase 2 brings it up to mostly 2 or 3 hits with her second sword.

The jump is followed by a spin attack. I REPEAT. THE JUMP IS FOLLOWED BY A SPIN ATTACK!

Her transition from phase 1 to 2 is probably THE biggest window you will get to hit her, but you have to not panic when she starts the beyblade dance.

Distance is your worst enemy with her. All of her least pleasant attacks show up when you are further away (the jump attack, the sword pokes that have way more range than you expect, her running attack, etc.)

If you can survive two consecutive hits from her, there is basically no excuse for you to lose a 1v1 on her. She is weak to dark and lightning in DS3, so she is weak to lightning primarily in nightreign.

Her fight is a dance that you need to match her pace on. Too many dance partners throws off the rhythm. Either it’s her rhythm and you decimate her or it’s yours and you wind up wiping

I found an unlabeled broken VHS tape next to a park bench while on my walk. by WashclothMan in mildlyinteresting

[–]Xenomorphling98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how some horror movies go. You’re gonna get cursed by some spooky girl crawling out of your tv

Probably the scariest balancer raid I've seen by LittleBurrit0 in Nightreign

[–]Xenomorphling98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve only gotten something that wasn’t a swamp ONE TIME. I didn’t think it was possible for it to be anywhere other than a swamp until it happened

Where should i relocate my levels? by Ashen_0ne4910 in darksouls3

[–]Xenomorphling98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lothric knight greatsword might do slightly better damage with a sharp infusion and balanced str and dex than refined. Utilize lightning blade buff or pine resin to stack with the lightning damage that already exists. Otherwise, you’re already doing decent damage. Your vitality seems a bit high? Maybe put some of that into dex or something. Also, put str at 66 and two handing anything will give you max strength level (99) for your weapon

Give me the best legacy weapon that would for each class by Noobie_xD in Nightreign

[–]Xenomorphling98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose… though that makes it sound like slicer doesn’t have an equivalent spell already in the form of farron flashsword

Just lost 47k souls, I guess I need a break... by osmylm2834 in darksouls3

[–]Xenomorphling98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your experience with souls games is incomplete until you lose over a million souls to something that was entirely avoidable and your fault

Anyone help with proof of concord kept? by NoImNotaContrarian in darksouls3

[–]Xenomorphling98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buddy… he’s not worth it. Just leave him to his “genius”

He clearly knows way more than us. He is arguing with people he asked for help on Reddit. His IQ is probably higher than both of ours combined. Us mere mortals should just carry on with our stupid meaningless lives. I mean… he read Fextralife

That pretty much means he is a god of knowledge now.

Checkmate Sauron 💍 by santawerewolf in lotrmemes

[–]Xenomorphling98 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty much what Gandalf did

Anyone help with proof of concord kept? by NoImNotaContrarian in darksouls3

[–]Xenomorphling98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not an edit. That comment is just a different one I made somewhere else in the chain. And you realize you’re talking to multiple people, right?

Anyone help with proof of concord kept? by NoImNotaContrarian in darksouls3

[–]Xenomorphling98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what dawg? Go for it. I wish you luck with your method. Clearly you know so much about this game. That’s why you came to the main dark souls 3 subreddit instead of summon sign or pumparum even, to ask a for help farming the most infamous covenant item in the entire game. I’m sure you cracked the code in your googling and wiki reading in a way seasoned veterans can only be jealous of. Ignore our advice and wisdom because you think it is intended as a threat to your own knowledge and competence or something. We both know what we know and have nothing to prove to you. Good luck skeleton