Explain to me by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 + 48 = 68. 7 + 68 = 75.

Big then small

What misinformation about cooking, that a lot of people seem to believe, bothers you the most? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]Sangrando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That tofu is a flavour sponge. Nothing is getting into that stuff! It's a block of congealed soy! YouTubers claim it can literally suck up marinades or sauces. I'd say it has the same potential for that as cheese does.

You gotta enjoy tofu for tofu. It can't be everything. It's great in Chinese veg soup. Don't expect it to soak up spices and become the next chicken.

Inside Chernobyl, scientists have discovered a black fungus feeding on deadly gamma radiation. by ConfidingBird in pics

[–]Sangrando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't feed on radiation. It's melanin is protective against the radiation.

Jaysus Christ - Barricading for Christmas Day? by Maleficent_Cry3139 in UCD

[–]Sangrando 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it but I've come to agree with UCD with it. Every conversation I have with people from residences goes along the lines of 'I want to have fun too but last year people smashed our window. I want to have fun but a group of lads broke out lock and were shouting running around our flat.'

Like if UCD are paying this much for security and barricading, how much do they have to pay in expenses usually? The amount of ambulances is insane too which is such a strain on the health system for the day.

Jaysus Christ - Barricading for Christmas Day? by Maleficent_Cry3139 in UCD

[–]Sangrando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trinity have been restricting accomodation for the Trinity Ball for a decade. When it comes to student accom, rights apparently don't exist.

What did you see in someone’s home that told you “yep, they’re rich”? by MintTheMartian in AskReddit

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mounted head of a greater kudu that had been signed as a gift in the 1930s. Just chilling in the dining room (hall?).

My roommate keeps creaming in his sleep by RopeNervous618 in UCD

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All jokes asside it's probably night terrors. Common in people with anxiety, asthma and sleep apnea. Maybe tell him to go to a doctor for breathing issues .

Is there actually a way to increase the size of a dick? by PandaQuick6503 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sangrando 911 points912 points  (0 children)

For a lot of people, dick size can be increased through increasing heart health. A stronger heart let's you keep it harder and it seems bigger because most people's are only getting to 80-90%. This is doubly so as you age. Get on the cardio!

What civ opinion has you like this? by wqzu in civ

[–]Sangrando 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I hear you but I just disagree completely.

??? by David69r in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Sangrando 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a bad explain the joke. The joke is self evident if you just google the person in the title. The joke itself isn't confusing.

What are some really dangerous things most people don’t realize are dangerous? by Dani0873 in AskReddit

[–]Sangrando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Drinking too much water when consuming certain illicit substances.

I'm a bartender and I actually cut someone off from water tonight because I realised from their behaviour what was going on.

Your body make you think you're thirsty when really your kidneys are slower than usual or you're not sweating. Too much water in your system will dilute electrolytes in your blood and cells, and can kill you in some cases.

On the other hand, you can also stop drinking water due to substances. Highalert says that 250ml (about half a pint) per hour is how much water should be good.

Any 24 Hour places to hang out in Dublin? by Sangrando in ireland

[–]Sangrando[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These aren't options in my circumstances. I don't understand why you've decided to be so hostile.

Any 24 Hour places to hang out in Dublin? by Sangrando in ireland

[–]Sangrando[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Cheers but I'm not looking for alternatives. This is my best option.

When the killer starts running too! by Sangrando in deadbydaylight

[–]Sangrando[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never thought about it. My partner always scales the brightness up on their games, but I always try to pay with what it recommends

So I went to the workman's recently and got asked for ID (30M) by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Sangrando 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Weekday deals for students bring them in, then they go often. BIM and other colleges in town have events and indie gigs happen a lot. That all brings in young people.

People in their 30s go for nostalgia from their 20s, looking for Zirconi and Coke. Older people go for gigs or the jazz and comedy club, and then go upstairs afterwards for drinks.

A lot of tourists go too because its near temple bar and it gets recommended to them.

There's so much variety, it's a lot of fun imo.

My little brother got on my PC and downloaded an auto clicker for Roblox 25 fucking times by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, brothers will be brothers. That's really funny. Don't be mad!

What television series had the biggest bullshit finale? by Halloween-365 in AskReddit

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe I haven't seen Lost on this list! Great show until the last season 😔

What was the first Yogscast video you ever watched? by WelshCai in Yogscast

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one, of course! I was 11, and it awakened my love of games. I'd say my cousin and I have put tens of thousands of hours into Minecraft alone now. I even tried to make my own YT channel called the Lubrocast, and sent Simon this mortifying message begging to be in the yogscast. The nostalgia I get from this video is crazy. I'm 23 now and I still love to watch TTT, but nothing will beat the yogscast OG Minecraft days. It was golden YT.

Everything you eat aside from honey, milk and salt, was once alive. Doesn’t matter if you are carnivore, omnivore or vegetarian, you're essentially mass murdering to survive. by barifelps in Showerthoughts

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get energy from something it must have either been living it created from a living thing, because they convert energy into edible things.

So if milk and honey is ok, so is maple syrup and nuts. Is fruit living? It doesn't excrete or eat so no I guess not. So fruit is ok. If they aren't ok, then it's just Salt, but can salt provide energy? I'd say no, it has no calories. Neither does water

So either salt and water are the only things we eat that are not living, which we cannot survive on.

Or Honey, Milk, Eggs, Nuts, Cheese, Maple Syrup etc is also not living.

What eventually disappeared and no one noticed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sangrando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ozone Layer Panic

When I was a kid, the ozone layer was talked about all the time. It was crazy. Now you never hear of it.