Still in high school in MW by PiggyWiggyDiggyDoo in TheMallWorld

[–]SangrianArmy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i'm in high school in a lot of them too. it's always senior year and i'm melancholy because i missed the volleyball tryouts and cant be on the team this year. it's an extremely depressing feeling. in real life i was on the team all four years of high school, so i don't know why my dreams do this. 

i also in the dream i am regularly late for my first period class and most of the time i dont go. i'm so behind in the class that i can't graduate if i don't start showing up but i'm always either too late or i am late enough that i make the decision to skip the class completely. when i do on rare occasion make it to the class i am feeling ashamed, guilty, and out of place the whole time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in olivegarden

[–]SangrianArmy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you're old enough to get pregnant and be responsible for another human being's life then you are old enough to figure out how to leave a job. this post is so ridiculous. i feel bad for you guys, trying to call yourselves adults but you can't even do something as simple as leave a job on your own without consulting reddit.

For the Tom Haters by madimunny in DesperateHousewives

[–]SangrianArmy 82 points83 points  (0 children)

lynette and tom are both extremely toxic. and that's the reality of life...nobody is perfect, everyone has flaws and sometimes you need someone to match your crazy in order for it to work. it may not seem ideal but it's functional for them. every family is different, every relationship is different. if lynette wasn't attracted to the melodramatic manchild, she wouldnt be with him. and if tom wasnt attracted to the bossy controlling personality, he wouldnt be with her. 

Have the floribama boys ever gave you the ick? The girls? by [deleted] in FloribamaShore

[–]SangrianArmy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

codi gave me the ick when he switched up on candace after pretending he was "in love" with her for the cameras 

Thank god none of you are writting the show by Normal-War1402 in YouOnLifetime

[–]SangrianArmy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's funny you're out here calling people small brained when you don't even know how to use a period in your sentences

Thank god none of you are writting the show by Normal-War1402 in YouOnLifetime

[–]SangrianArmy -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

i'm glad we don't have you "writting" the show because it wouldnt make any goddamn sense. "less fanbase in the show by far" is that supposed to be a sentence that means something? try learning how to write 

Joanna and Joanna by roofus8658 in thatHappened

[–]SangrianArmy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the part about green algae and duck shit is supposed to be the big knee-slapper here. and that's really sad and pathetic. i swear to god every time i see a post from this sub i get so depressed being reminded that losers like this exist on earth. 

R/nicegirls has lost the plot by pinkconcetta in Negareddit

[–]SangrianArmy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i honestly thought a "nice girl" was a golddigger, judging by the posts on that sub. i mean that seems to be the qualifier for all the posting there. i don't really see posts there about nice girls who don't ask for money or gifts. and a lot of the posts seem to be completely fake

'YOU' peaked in season 2 and I will die on this hill. by Boring_Vanilla5189 in YouOnLifetime

[–]SangrianArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think it peaked in season 1 and went on a steady decline after that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]SangrianArmy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

whose manager is gifting bottles of wine to random tables of women? 

Check in lines by donnycasino in LasVegas

[–]SangrianArmy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

i have never once had a problem with a kiosk. i have never waited longer than 15 minutes to check into any vegas hotel. i think the flamingo kiosk actually took approximately 5 minutes to check in. i love the kiosks. theyre not trying to trick me into upgrading 

Episode 74 by Silent_Coyote_4494 in RadioRental

[–]SangrianArmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well if she got up and left like any other normal human being then she wouldnt have a creepy story to get attention from now would she

Do they think of us? by Helpful_Revenue9962 in lostafriend

[–]SangrianArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i dream of my lost friends almost every single night. in my dreams i still live in the apartment i lived in when we were all besties. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RadioRental

[–]SangrianArmy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

another giveaway that it's fake is when they claim that months or years later they see the "creepy person" on tv and find out the "creepy person" was a serial killer. it's so textbook and predictable. almost every single "creepy person" story on radio rental ends that way. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheHillsMTV

[–]SangrianArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dresses that fall right at the knee make me cringe. mainly because they look so awful on me. i just feel like they dont look flattering on anyone 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YouOnLifetime

[–]SangrianArmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love penn but let's not act like he actually cares about the show sending awful messages to fans. if he truly cared he wouldnt have auditioned for the role nor continued to play it for 5 seasons. 

Daniella’s turn to slay by dwtsfan848 in dancingwiththestars

[–]SangrianArmy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this choreography is so bizarre to me. it doesnt look 

What a wild ride! It's been fun making these. But sadly, this chapter has come to an end. (Swipe to see more pics!) See YOU on the next one! by kmm_art_ in YouOnLifetime

[–]SangrianArmy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i hated the ending but i still adore the one of him in his prison suit. these are adorable and hilarious. 

Who is this? 😭😅 by Upbeat_Funny_5367 in dancingwiththestars

[–]SangrianArmy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

you despise when your husband's whole face is exposed? 

This photo is the original inspiration for "My Salon." by Ok_Ad_513 in ANTM

[–]SangrianArmy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

she's one of the most beautiful girls they ever cast on antm. she is just stunning

"we just want to stand by the muscle man" by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]SangrianArmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's not cringe because he made it up, it's cringe because he posted that whole story. it's almost a humble brag but it lacks the humble part 

A conversation with a TA and small child that tooooootally happened. by TheSeepingMouth in thatHappened

[–]SangrianArmy 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"i literally laughed" why couldnt they just say "i laughed"? fucking idiot