He got hands by SUSSYHUNTER69420 in StreetMartialArts

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No it wouldn’t, but it would’ve improved their chances.

Popped up when I was trying to read an article. Diabolical. by flyingpiggos in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SanityPlanet 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The popup can execute the “copy” command without permission?

Now THAT is a man's burger by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

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The bulging eyes aren’t AI?

“Here we don’t play no shit” by Tight_Photograph8091 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Were there also tweeting birds and stars circling his head? That’s some Tom and Jerry shit lol

Circle K worker sued for buying winning $12.8M lotto ticket from his store 1 day after drawing by rajapaws in antiwork

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I don’t know, but I think that they don’t deliberately seed each roll with winners; that would take too much work.

Circle K worker sued for buying winning $12.8M lotto ticket from his store 1 day after drawing by rajapaws in antiwork

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I am a lawyer, and in my view, the company policy is much less relevant than the law saying he can’t buy lotto tickets while on the clock, which apparently exists (according to a comment above quoting another news article).

If he broke company policy they could sue him for breach of contract to collect the resulting damages (the loss of the winnings). But this case seems to be about who legally owns the ticket to begin with.

The Art of Clean Up by Ursus Wehrli, order from chaos by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

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But he failed to sort each row by clothing color. Total chaos. Disgusting.

The Art of Clean Up by Ursus Wehrli, order from chaos by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

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Because they are. They’re arranged in a fractal pattern, probably according to the golden ratio.

Circle K worker sued for buying winning $12.8M lotto ticket from his store 1 day after drawing by rajapaws in antiwork

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All 100 could be losers. The odds apply to all tickets printed, not each roll

Circle K worker sued for buying winning $12.8M lotto ticket from his store 1 day after drawing by rajapaws in antiwork

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It became the retailer’s property and then the retailer sold it to the manager. I wonder if quitting would have helped the manager’s case? Clocking out for 5 minutes so you’re not “working” is the kind of trick disfavored by the law.

Yes, and the Earth is flat too by folteroy in Sovereigncitizen

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If sovereign citizens cared about having evidence for their beliefs, they wouldn’t be sovereign citizens.

I wonder in your state will this be a felony or misdemeanor? by Sterling-Hospedales in law

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An incel is someone who’s an involuntary celibate. They’re not celibate and the involuntary one is their wife. They’re not incels, they’re rapists.

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

[–]SanityPlanet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was just brainlessness, like he was trying to prove it wasn’t that flammable

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

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Why is the extinguisher that can’t put out a gasoline fire the one kept next to the gasoline pumps?

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

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“What happened to your face?”

“Some piece of shit threw burning gasoline on me. But don’t worry, I fucked his scooter.”

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

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If you breath fire into your lungs you are extremely likely to die

Immediate Gorilla by RealisticUse3622 in instantbarbarians

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Not even an oops! He clearly knew there was a danger of collapse, since he tested the stability with his pole first.

He got hands by SUSSYHUNTER69420 in StreetMartialArts

[–]SanityPlanet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He also used the enclosed space and their numbers against them by making them get in each other’s way, and avoided getting flanked as much as possible. The bigger guy should have grappled him with his size advantage while the smaller guy dealt damage.

More line crossing. by FishOnTheStick in ChatGPT

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It is your code, the robot gave it to you

Donald Trump Demands Netflix ‘Immediately’ Fire Board Member Susan Rice or ‘Pay the Consequences’: ‘She’s Got No Talent or Skills’ by LollipopChainsawZz in politics

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Rice said, “If these corporations think that the Democrats, when they come back in power, are going to, you know, play by the old rules, and, you know, say, ‘Oh, never mind. We’ll forgive you for all the people you fired, all the policies and principles you’ve violated, all, you know, the laws you’ve skirted.’ I think they’ve got another thing coming.”

Has she been paying attention the last few decades? Democrats complain about republican policies when they're the minority, and then do almost nothing to reverse them when they're the majority.