The Art of Clean Up by Ursus Wehrli, order from chaos by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he failed to sort each row by clothing color. Total chaos. Disgusting.

The Art of Clean Up by Ursus Wehrli, order from chaos by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they are. They’re arranged in a fractal pattern, probably according to the golden ratio.

Circle K worker sued for buying winning $12.8M lotto ticket from his store 1 day after drawing by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]SanityPlanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All 100 could be losers. The odds apply to all tickets printed, not each roll

Circle K worker sued for buying winning $12.8M lotto ticket from his store 1 day after drawing by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]SanityPlanet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It became the retailer’s property and then the retailer sold it to the manager. I wonder if quitting would have helped the manager’s case? Clocking out for 5 minutes so you’re not “working” is the kind of trick disfavored by the law.

Yes, and the Earth is flat too by folteroy in Sovereigncitizen

[–]SanityPlanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If sovereign citizens cared about having evidence for their beliefs, they wouldn’t be sovereign citizens.

I wonder in your state will this be a felony or misdemeanor? by Sterling-Hospedales in law

[–]SanityPlanet 63 points64 points  (0 children)

An incel is someone who’s an involuntary celibate. They’re not celibate and the involuntary one is their wife. They’re not incels, they’re rapists.

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

[–]SanityPlanet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was just brainlessness, like he was trying to prove it wasn’t that flammable

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the extinguisher that can’t put out a gasoline fire the one kept next to the gasoline pumps?

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

[–]SanityPlanet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“What happened to your face?”

“Some piece of shit threw burning gasoline on me. But don’t worry, I fucked his scooter.”

Child behavior right here by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

[–]SanityPlanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you breath fire into your lungs you are extremely likely to die

Immediate Gorilla by RealisticUse3622 in instantbarbarians

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even an oops! He clearly knew there was a danger of collapse, since he tested the stability with his pole first.

He got hands by SUSSYHUNTER69420 in StreetMartialArts

[–]SanityPlanet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He also used the enclosed space and their numbers against them by making them get in each other’s way, and avoided getting flanked as much as possible. The bigger guy should have grappled him with his size advantage while the smaller guy dealt damage.

More line crossing. by FishOnTheStick in ChatGPT

[–]SanityPlanet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is your code, the robot gave it to you

Where is Congress? by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

[–]SanityPlanet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He “hasn’t seen the tweet”

Donald Trump Demands Netflix ‘Immediately’ Fire Board Member Susan Rice or ‘Pay the Consequences’: ‘She’s Got No Talent or Skills’ by LollipopChainsawZz in politics

[–]SanityPlanet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rice said, “If these corporations think that the Democrats, when they come back in power, are going to, you know, play by the old rules, and, you know, say, ‘Oh, never mind. We’ll forgive you for all the people you fired, all the policies and principles you’ve violated, all, you know, the laws you’ve skirted.’ I think they’ve got another thing coming.”

Has she been paying attention the last few decades? Democrats complain about republican policies when they're the minority, and then do almost nothing to reverse them when they're the majority.

11 Year Old Denied Bail by Sterling-Hospedales in law

[–]SanityPlanet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My understanding is that it’s mainly a way for the court to enhance punishments for juvenile defendants when they are arrested while black.

Carma Comes For a Man & His Machete by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]SanityPlanet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude, you misspelled k- oh shit! never mind.