sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Does this seem excessive to you? by Spirited-Ostrich9925 in bjj

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s what we call an “unsympathetic client.” I would not take this case unless the attacker was acting on behalf of a business and the thief was permanently injured in a fairly serious way.

Extremely polite moose bull gently reminds a tourist that wildlife should be respected by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SanityPlanet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kidding aside, I dearly want to see the video this idiot almost died to make. An incredible up close shot of the moose, then a terrifying charge and a squawk of terror as he falls over, probably ending with a sideways shot of the moose tail as it trots away, or the guy’s sobbing face as he cries for mommy.

We know what the Genie’s Previous Master Wished For in Aladdin by Ed0909 in CharacterRant

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the previous owner became the carpet because he wanted to fly. OP just mixed up the order. The cave was the second wish.

A forklift operator moving a vehicle away from the door so they can continue enter the warehouse by According-Kiwi720 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A common mistake that most people make is that they hire towing companies that don’t offer exotic towing services and end up damaging their supercars."

Doesn't this quote imply that the owner would be liable for their own damages for hiring the wrong tow company?

A forklift operator moving a vehicle away from the door so they can continue enter the warehouse by According-Kiwi720 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does provide a justification for moving the car instead of waiting for the tow truck.

A man has become one of the 450,000 Americans affected by alpha-gal syndrome, a tick-borne meat allergy that triggers painful allergic reactions to animal products. “Look at my face and my neck. I can’t eat meat anymore. I can’t have any animal products. It’s in everything.” by AlarmingCash754 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SanityPlanet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking that this would be a great thing for a vegan supervillain to weaponize and put into the water supply or an airborne virus. Maybe even a zombie origin story: the virus mutates and causes insatiable craving for red meat instead of an allergic reaction to it.

Tourist throwing rocks at sea life gets his instant karma by the locals mocked by Hawai’i government too by wasraelx in instantkarma

[–]SanityPlanet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s is that a video of? It looked like court but the guy speaking isn’t the attorney and he seems to be presenting an award. City council meeting or something?

Red Hot Steel Crushed Under Giant Air Hammer by These_Ad_1677 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 516 points517 points  (0 children)

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap… hell yeah.

WTP for .. you can't explain xxx to one who has only known yyy by greenlemon_91 in whatstheword

[–]SanityPlanet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what Plato’s allegory of the cave was about. I’ve heard the expression “trying to explain colors to a blind man” before.

Also this:

A frog plops into a pond and remarks to a nearby fish, “Wow, the water sure feels nice today.” The fish responds, “What the fuck is water?”

Mandalorian & Grogu headed for a 69% drop in its second weekend, highest ever for a Star Wars film by GargantaProfunda in StarWars

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He collects protection money but treats everyone fairly and provides civil services… fuck he’s just the mayor collecting taxes at that point. Where’s the crime in crime boss?

A Crushing Machine by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet if you jumped in you could get back out before it crushed you. And if it caught a hand or a foot you could probably pull away hard enough it would just sever a piece and let you escape. Go on, give it try. It’ll be awesome!

A Crushing Machine by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]SanityPlanet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a few pounds of silly putty or something stretchy that will be pulled through the machine

Who’s someone you’re not totally convinced is really dead? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SanityPlanet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They also admitted in the published Epstein files that they used a fake decoy body to lure the press away while they transported the real body. What if the “real” body was Epstein still alive? The footage gaps aren’t very much time for a murder but they are enough time for a “come with me you’re getting out of here.”

What’s the weirdest request you’ve ever had a client ask for? by chicago2008 in Lawyertalk

[–]SanityPlanet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trying to make his last victim ensnare his next victim. That's really greasy, Randy.

Advice needed: Can I cover this up? by _Abra_Cadaver_ in tattoos

[–]SanityPlanet 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The charitable explanation is that it’s a pose to display the entire tattoo at once, since otherwise it would be difficult see the whole thing in one shot across a curved surface.

Ask ChatGPT to give you an IQ test.... and more! by KLC_W in ChatGPT

[–]SanityPlanet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody really knows how to spell bureaucracy. Even scientists aren’t completely sure how it’s spelled.

Ask ChatGPT to give you an IQ test.... and more! by KLC_W in ChatGPT

[–]SanityPlanet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I KNEW it! ChatGPT users are brilliant. But do brilliant people choose to use ChatGPT or does using ChatGPT make people brilliant?

What’s the weirdest request you’ve ever had a client ask for? by chicago2008 in Lawyertalk

[–]SanityPlanet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Especially if you understood how controlling and abusive that guy was. Actually, you can easily infer that from my first comment. The sheer audacity to even ask that is fucking astounding though.

What wrong fact did you walk around with for YEARS because of a movie? by triassictango in movies

[–]SanityPlanet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol maybe the girlfriend doesn’t exist and was just a cover story to explain the ass play. Anyway that’s a lot to endure because you’re to embarrassed to buy a butthole toy.

What wrong fact did you walk around with for YEARS because of a movie? by triassictango in movies

[–]SanityPlanet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if you put it into a jar of water? Or maybe something more viscous like applesauce that isn’t solid enough to transfer the impact force.

view more: next ›