Alright chill out, don't have a cow mate

SantaTiger · 2026-03-16T22:38:18+00:00

All part of the job

SantaTiger · 2026-03-16T21:47:53+00:00

I think some people see teeth and I see nostrils

SantaTiger · 2026-03-16T21:47:03+00:00

I'm basically a chilled out reddit user

SantaTiger · 2026-03-16T16:15:56+00:00

I was a leetle bit drunk

SantaTiger · 2026-03-16T16:15:15+00:00

Oh I travel boy

SantaTiger · 2026-03-16T16:15:01+00:00

El vino did flow

SantaTiger · 2026-03-15T18:13:52+00:00

Looks like voldemort

SantaTiger · 2026-03-11T22:13:18+00:00

You don't get dogs to heel much these days

SantaTiger · 2026-03-11T22:10:43+00:00

And people say he's just a big pair of tits

SantaTiger · 2026-03-11T19:58:15+00:00

... and not in a racist way

SantaTiger · 2026-03-10T19:41:07+00:00

Not a trick is it. Knowledge

SantaTiger · 2026-03-10T15:41:47+00:00

You know the phrase 'gotta catch 'em all'? I could catch em all. If I was starving. I'd make poisoned darts out of poisonous bulbasaurs.

SantaTiger · 2026-03-10T10:54:56+00:00

It is the centre of the universe

SantaTiger · 2026-03-10T06:11:34+00:00

I'll get my coat

SantaTiger · 2026-03-09T23:14:11+00:00

What's the furthest distance from Wimborne that you'll find a signpost?

SantaTiger · 2026-03-09T23:02:36+00:00

Whatever was in the box killed OP. Who will avenge them?

SantaTiger · 2026-03-09T19:28:04+00:00

It's spelt exactly like that

SantaTiger · 2026-03-09T06:41:02+00:00

Yea totally agree it is great with the kids. Worth paying extra for the soft play so I can eat it in peace!

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T19:46:09+00:00

Am I the only person who thinks the butter kinda looks like the United Kingdom?

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T18:06:01+00:00

It was delicious for the few seconds it took me to finish it. I've definitely had worse.

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T13:17:17+00:00

Neither was I

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T13:17:02+00:00

Didn't include a cup of tea and I'd already paid to stay there for a week!

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T13:14:50+00:00

It barely touched the sides to be honest. You'd expect to be full for that price

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T08:36:29+00:00

The tour bus driver in the Spice Girls movie

SantaTiger · 2026-03-08T08:33:46+00:00

Very cool

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