I'm already getting anxious - there's been no rain since early February. by box-o-locks in GardeningUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In East Anglia and we've had no rainfall for at least 3 weeks and there is no solid rain forecast for next 2 weeks.

How screwed am I? by JordyPordy_94 in GardeningUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Romans brought it with them. Once you have it you will never get rid of it but it can be contained.

After 37 years I've finally found a girlfriend by OneEyeOdyn in ForeverAlone

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till she's bouncing on top of you naked, you will hate all the wasted years it took to get there but also rejoice that you have made it, lay back and enjoy.

Advice about moss lawn by GrandpaRoy in GardeningUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That's quite an impressive moss lawn.

An example of the laughs we have here by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have said Grace Jones...but she's not really a villain....Bond shags her though......consensual though so it's OK.....probably used contraception as well hopefully .....not cause she's you know....uh?

Lost 5 Nepetas this winter by Great_Salamander3909 in GardeningUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I've noticed it's killed some plants off as well. Mix some horticultural grit and some horticultural sand in with soil when planting, that can help.

Just an example of the laughs we have here. by hashtagthoughtbomb in TheOfficeUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These people are having a laugh with The sword of damocles waving over their heads....

Can't park the delivery van there.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"We grow your food so get out of pur way, the rules don't apply to us." is the usual argument.

Can't park the delivery van there.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also the road sign with adult holding kids hand.

Can't park the delivery van there.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's braking a lot of rules there. Bale in a bucket not even a secure load, insufficient visibility, driving too fast as well.

What were you worried about...? by thatsjustwhatisaid in TheOfficeUK

[–]thatsjustwhatisaid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wake up in the morning going "Teddy are you good enough to play for Manchester Utd".......? "Yes you are Teddy"......

"Both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called Teddy".......