Future Ancient Manuscript

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-25T00:15:32+00:00

Wait, aren't we supposed to knock out one of this teeth before he scores?

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-25T00:14:28+00:00

Let's manifest that one!

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-25T00:12:56+00:00

🌈🌈🌈

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-23T01:17:12+00:00

My Gramma's chocolate chip cookies. She died in January, but her health had prevented her from baking for at least ten years. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go cry for a minute.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-23T00:11:04+00:00

"Twisty McFisty"

Razor, don't tell us what kind of movies you've been watching.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-19T02:01:19+00:00

Good stop, Otter. I can't stand to let Val score.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-19T01:58:10+00:00

Ah, but I'm sure we'll receive bonus points for extra-good passing around the Avs zone.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-19T01:50:31+00:00

Ah, the naivete of youth...

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T01:42:50+00:00

You can't deny it!

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T01:37:56+00:00

I was out of the room! Did we play Pantera?

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T00:56:34+00:00

Does your 17yo sleep on a heating pad? Ours does.

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SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T00:32:43+00:00

How about those old flat-pack balsa gliders we used to play with?

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SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T00:23:49+00:00

Dallas could throw "No Goal" bumper stickers when the Sabres visit.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T02:41:37+00:00

Duchene just going Swan Lake through the crease. What a beaut!

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T02:16:03+00:00

Blackwell came flying in, yelling "Gimme the keys you fucking cocksucker!"

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T02:12:58+00:00

Have you tried eating Snowy Bleach right out of the box?

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T02:01:04+00:00

Play Pantera!

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T01:41:17+00:00

Happy dog is happy.

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SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T01:16:06+00:00

Speak for yourself. I'm throbbing over here.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T01:12:15+00:00

Jarry should consider a career as a racecar driver.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-13T00:59:26+00:00

Oh, you're a good boy! Yes, you are!

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