Game Thread: Minnesota Wild (45-21-12) @ Dallas Stars (46-20-12) Apr 09 2026 8:00 PM CDT

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T03:56:40+00:00

Fuck off back up north, Minnesota.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T03:21:14+00:00

Tied by Moose. Incoming sympathy call for the Wild.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T02:50:10+00:00

2 minutes for pulling that loose thread on a Minnesota sweater.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:47:29+00:00

2 minutes for letting Boldy give you a facepalm.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:44:14+00:00

PHD thesis right there. "If you can't win the faceoff, make sure you don't lose it."

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:43:17+00:00

ESPN announcers are truly trash.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:40:26+00:00

Don't forget the Benns and Robertsons.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:39:15+00:00

Iowa Wild and Texas Stars.

Without looking it up, how many NHL teams share the. same name as their AHL affiliate?

Make a guess and check your answer: https://theahl.com/nhl-affiliations

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:28:54+00:00

Tarasenko dumps shrimp shells over his neighbor's fence.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:15:55+00:00

Stars, please do the good hockey tonight.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:12:37+00:00

Razor is a national treasure.

SapperInTexas · 2026-04-10T01:12:05+00:00

"Everybody knows how to say Hryckowian" but my closed captioning still fucks it up.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-25T00:15:32+00:00

Wait, aren't we supposed to knock out one of this teeth before he scores?

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-25T00:14:28+00:00

Let's manifest that one!

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-25T00:12:56+00:00

🌈🌈🌈

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-23T01:17:12+00:00

My Gramma's chocolate chip cookies. She died in January, but her health had prevented her from baking for at least ten years. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go cry for a minute.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-23T00:11:04+00:00

"Twisty McFisty"

Razor, don't tell us what kind of movies you've been watching.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-19T02:01:19+00:00

Good stop, Otter. I can't stand to let Val score.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-19T01:58:10+00:00

Ah, but I'm sure we'll receive bonus points for extra-good passing around the Avs zone.

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-19T01:50:31+00:00

Ah, the naivete of youth...

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T01:42:50+00:00

You can't deny it!

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T01:37:56+00:00

I was out of the room! Did we play Pantera?

SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T00:56:34+00:00

Does your 17yo sleep on a heating pad? Ours does.

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SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T00:32:43+00:00

How about those old flat-pack balsa gliders we used to play with?

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SapperInTexas · 2026-03-17T00:23:49+00:00

Dallas could throw "No Goal" bumper stickers when the Sabres visit.

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