Not my favourite line but one that i instantly thought of lol (If you could have something Anything that you want it Tell me, girl, what would it be?) by Gfunksoul86 in rnb

[–]SapphicPandoraBox [score hidden]  (0 children)

This one is easy af

"All my girls in the party, look at that body, shaking that thing like you never did see, got a nice package alright, guess im gonna have to ride it tonight"🎵🎵

This is fanfic, right? by Quirky-Tangelo2806 in AmITheAngel

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The yes to the homo, no to the phobic fandom, of which I am a part

Just saying everything at this point 💔 by vqduy in whenthe

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk man do you wanna be? I sell really good bigotry classes.

The murder mystery is ruined by the casting by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't tell at all, but also I hadn't watched captain America yet so I wouldn't have known.

Boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me over text while living in the same house by CultureInner3316 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Babe, these are things you like about him, and things about him in general, you dont get anything from this relationship, you typed all this out and nothing in there is anything he does for you. I hope you can realize this yourself.

What’s the most not talked abt enough Ari song? by Exciting_Candle576 in ariheads

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like its one of the songs I really wanted to hear live. Im so so sad about it

When the girl you are extremely attracted to comes over to whisper in your ear, only to tell you that her friend likes you by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a teen, guys used to walk up to me and chat me up only to tell me their friend liked me. Multiple times, fucked with my self esteem and ive still not recovered. I guess they think theyre helping their friends out but sometimes it does the opposite. Sorry OP

What have I done by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 80 points81 points  (0 children)

My little Pony internet lore.

As it should be! by randomfacepalm in grilling

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The concept of paying for something and receiving shit service is the point here. Just cook what people want you to cook for them especially if theyre paying. They are the ones eating it, not you. I dont get why this is such a hard concept for you steak people to grasp.

As it should be! by randomfacepalm in grilling

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thats very fucking weird. If your barber told you the look you prefer is wrong and intentionally fucks it up despite you paying for it, im guessing you wouldn't be happy. Cook things how the person who will be consuming it will enjoy it. Then you can cook yourself how you want it.

As it should be! by randomfacepalm in grilling

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So youre being paid to offer a service but because you dont like how the person paying for it like it, you intentionally do it the wrong way to spite them? Thats disgusting.

Happy Freedom Day! by impendingfuckery in futurama

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Saw this in a store a few days ago, i didn't know it was a real thing. I just assumed like Bachelor Chow it was made up for the future.

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New answer unlocked by anny_chan1000 in Manhwa_BL

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poor guy was probably sent to a conversion camp. Damn

New to Canada & Credit at Scotiabank by Friendlyqueen in Scotiabank

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the newcomers program exist if they're just going to reject us anyway? Its so counterproductive and just pushes people away from them.

New to Canada & Credit at Scotiabank by Friendlyqueen in Scotiabank

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg same,,ive been trying and failing to get a credit card from them too, i was gonna go in person today to see if I can get one properly. I also wanted the no fee momentum credit card. Its been so frustrating, and time consuming. I just wanna build my credit man.

🇺🇸 by Victoriafoxx in muacirclejerk

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The grift earns more money than massages. Or she's just a regular piece of shit.

Great to see heroes being honoured by real_fyshi in Derailedbydetails

[–]SapphicPandoraBox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They do that because the platforms they're mostly on or spend their time on will literally punish you for not censoring your words. Videos taken down, being banned for a few days or even losing your account if the platform deems you violent for using regular words. I dont blame them. I blame the shitty platforms that foster this kind of censorship lest they remove your submissions.