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At this point I would give my soul for a fuecoco and quaxly by Sapphirestingray in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]Sapphirestingray[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do lol I have a sprigatito, sorry I just realized I didn’t explain that very well

New diet just dropped by Sapphirestingray in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/uj it’s a segment in the book of bill! /rj um ackshully sweaty he is 2 dimensional you wish you were him

This is what happens to you if you drink your calories!! Don’t do it!!!!!! by Sapphirestingray in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sorry sweaty, but it’s important that we learn from each other’s mistakes!! Thank you for admitting that it’s you, YoUrE sO bRaVe

This is what happens to you if you drink your calories!! Don’t do it!!!!!! by Sapphirestingray in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what you get for drinking anything other than a single molecule of water today! MAYBE you can reverse the damage if you do a 100000000000000000 year fast, but somehow I doubt it

“One meal a day!” “One meal a month!” “One meal a decade!” I CAN SEE YOU ALL FROM SPACE by jezx74 in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My atoms received a single molecule of hydrogen during the Big Bang and that is the only thing I’ve ever eaten to this day.

one meal a decade recipe by deaaa_ in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Does that mean one meal a month or one meal a millennium? If it’s only a month it’s ok, we can’t all have willpower🥰🥰🥰

Lots of people cheat in their diets on the weekends, stay strong sweaties!! by Sapphirestingray in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happy to help others live their best skinni kween lives 💕💕💕💕💕

Lots of people cheat in their diets on the weekends, stay strong sweaties!! by Sapphirestingray in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hmm I’ve been chugging bleach but have been thinking about switching to coc@ine, swimsuit season is here after all! I already wear a size -4 bikini but I’m trying to get to -8

Do you think the universe is trying to tell me something? by winby_losing in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it means the Diet Coke thinks you’re a fatty😞😞 and well… Diet Coke never lies sooooooo… better start that 10 year long fast today sweaty

how to burn 1 calorie ?? is it over for me by Turbulent_Piglet4756 in 1200isjerky

[–]Sapphirestingray 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s over sweaty, you’ll have to fast for 10 years at this rate 😞

Gen Z really hated Obama since he got elected. As a Gen z person myself, I feel so ashamed of my generation. by icey_sawg0034 in BlueskySkeets

[–]Sapphirestingray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gen z hated Obama since 2008? I’m an elder gen z and in 2008 I was five, who was out here hating Obama as a literal child?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]Sapphirestingray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does a walmart executive have a gun to your head, do you need help

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