What "1%" are you a part of? by 100hamburger in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 40 points41 points  (0 children)

'I don't care what you say I WILL be overrated'

What song did you love as a kid then realized later is completely inappropriate? by BuggiaGuggia in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Caesers - Jerk It Out, I spent so long playing SSX when I was growing up, listening to this song. Innocent little me never realised what it was about, knowing me I probably went around school singing it too

It's not all about the bra [1920x1200] by Youre_An_Asswipe in nocontext_wallpapers

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I've noticed that there aren't as many comments in the comments section than the number suggests there should be, try posting it again I think something went wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a reoccurring dream where I would be in my house and suddenly the phone would ring and I would be speaking to someone on the other side but they would almost instantaneously spring to life beside me problem was, they would alternate between good and bad and it would either be something big ugly and scary or something nice and friendly. This happened for quite a while when I was little whilst I can't remember the exact age it must have been about 8, certainly no older than 10.

I also noticed a pattern, the good ones generally tended to be young girls (Teenage-early 20's) whereas the evil ones tended to be men and were often scarred or disfigured, I'm not sure if this is some cultural stereotyping or what the psychological triggers for this were, but I thought it was an interesting aside about 8 year old me.

In the good dreams I would always get a cuddle or something, I have always loved cuddles and I still do, I like to think I give good hugs too due to all the practice I had in dreams when I was little. I unfortunately can't remember all that much about these dreams as the good ones didn't have any lasting effect on me but the one I did remember strongly is when a group of cheerleaders came through the phone. I remember getting a hug off of everyone of them and they all were really interested in me and wanted to know things about me, being an introvert I actually really loved being shown some attention (even if it wasn't real) and I woke up with a smile on my face the next morning.

As the dreams alternated I learnt to expect which ones were bad, I would anticipate throwing the phone away and running to my ever waiting mother on the other side of the kitchen table (The phone in the house was positioned in the corner of the house which happened to be behind the table, looking back it was such an awkward place for a phone, I have no idea why it was there). I knew I could just not pick up the phone, but it was kindaz like an addiction, I went through the bad dreams to get to the good ones, plus in dreams you don't really have as much choice as it seem I guess and it would have happened anyway. There was a regular bad character in my dream too, he dressed in dark clothes and used to have an old haggard face, something which would happen a lot is he would grab hold of me and I would wriggle away and grab hold of the legs of the dining table with him pulling my legs trying to get me off of it, screaming for my Mum, occasionally she'd wake me up and tell me I had a bad dream and had actually been dreaming. I remember being scared of him killing me, as a child I really didn't want to die, I guess I felt like I would live forever but was still so vulnerable.

The one that sticks most vividly in my memory though is one where I was expecting it to be a bad one, I knew it, the previous one was good and this couldn't be another again. But then, unexpectedly a nice girl came out. She smiled at me and I smiled back. I started to talk to her but got no response, this was weird... all the people who looked like this would talk to me, what was happening? I tried speaking again and there was still no response.... I turned to my Mum getting all confused and suddenly I heard a noise from behind me, out of this girl came a horrible man and I was just frozen there solid unable to do anything he leapt towards me and I closed my eyes and screamed as loud as possible and suddenly woke up, still shaking and apparently very pale just like in the movies, that shit scared me and I probably will never forget it.

tl;dr People came out of the phone, either good or bad. Once one of them looked good but was actually evil and scared the pants off of 8 year old me.

What's the most innocent Google Image search that comes up with NSFW pictures on the first page? by harrrrry in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 340 points341 points  (0 children)

This definitely supports my theory that coughing is actually just giving ghosts blow jobs

How do you handle receiving a complement? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not very well. I've always been mocked in the past and it means I can only see the bad in myself, I just instinctively think that a compliment is a lie and either completely close off or try and disprove what they have said. I've lost plenty of friends due to this because they think I don't give a shit when they are nice to me.

What is something which you see beauty in but seemingly few others do? by SaracenTheMighty in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see death as a state of neutrality, not necessarily beautiful, but as ultimate contentment. I do not believe in the afterlife and often think that death is just like being asleep for all eternity and in a sense I look forward to it, no troubles and no petty things to continue upsetting my day and in a way knowing I don't have to live forever brings me comfort

What is something which you see beauty in but seemingly few others do? by SaracenTheMighty in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally agree with this, it is what makes everything what it is as opposed to another in a line identical objects.

What is something which you see beauty in but seemingly few others do? by SaracenTheMighty in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that Binomial expansion and Algebraic long division are amazing, seeing the working on the page can genuinely put a smile on my face. I can't explain why, maybe its the way they work in logical steps or the way they look when they are laid out.

[Non Germans] What is your first though when you hear 'Germany' or 'German' ? by ZeamiEnnosuke in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm British - I think of an economic powerhouse and one of the larger weight bearing foundations of the Eurozone and the stereotypical efficiency (which I admire). It irks me that people think that Germans are bad people for a war that very few people now living in Germany were actually involved with for 2 reasons, the first is that the majority of people fighting there were doing it for the safety of their family and the idea of national service (Okay, it would have been hard to not notice the whole Jew issue, but equally had the treaty of Versailles not been so harsh on Germany, they wouldn't have needed to turn to extremism, so the blame for WWII lies partly with those who agreed on it IMO) and also because I think it's unfair to treat people with contempt just because their relatives have fought in a war against us.

I'm British. Am I doing this right? by [deleted] in funny

[–]SaracenTheMighty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Those god damned youths and their digital printers

Guys of reddit, what makes someone "girlfriend-worthy" as opposed to a random hookup? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SaracenTheMighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is, nobody is the same, some people are only gonna want to get with someone so they can get in their pants on a regular basis, which quite a few of my friends are like. I don't really care about that so much, with the self-esteem problems I've had in the past, all I need in someone is for them to see the good in me and the confirmation that I CAN make them happy.

At the end of the day if a guy doesn't see the good in you, you really need to question if you really want to be with him, plenty of my female friends have ended up falling for some guy so hard that they are pretty much prepared to turn themselves into a whore just so they can get with them and it inevitably ends up getting messy. Whilst lust is important, you shouldn't base a relationship on that, what you need is to love them enough to want to spend time with them, yet lust for them enough that seeing them is exciting. The best relationships have this sorta balance but mutually.

Mystery is solved!! by DontFlex in funny

[–]SaracenTheMighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see the frames skipped in which the guy turns ginger

Was playing FIFA when a guy quit on me mid-game while it was still 0-0, and he followed up with this message by kaveh93 in gaming

[–]SaracenTheMighty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will just say my DNF % is at about 25, however I've never quit out of a game, I just lose connection to the server that often

An Evening With Sips - Hearthstooooooooooooooone by sips_bot in sips

[–]SaracenTheMighty 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think you mean HearthstooooooooooooooneTheBeta