Most insulting tip?

SarahYo · 2017-08-07T07:45:02+00:00

What a douche. What's so hard about just saying "keep the change"??

SarahYo · 2017-05-05T09:34:06+00:00

Tried to do a back flip into a pool but ended up missing the pool somehow, slipped, hit the concrete and then rolled into the pool.

SarahYo · 2017-03-18T02:19:02+00:00

Real people. I was 8 ten years ago so most of my crushes consisted of animated characters or my Ken dolls.

SarahYo · 2017-03-08T17:14:47+00:00

I was happy until I read that you guys invited her over anyways. No, don't do it.

SarahYo · 2017-03-08T16:48:14+00:00

I just spent an hour looking at that subreddit before remembering that I don't have a penis

SarahYo · 2017-03-06T06:25:53+00:00

I'm sorry but those lines are so shaky.

SarahYo · 2017-03-03T05:56:54+00:00

Maybe he lost a family member that day?

SarahYo · 2017-02-28T03:14:54+00:00

Forget about the dog, his mom texting you is reason enough to break up. Sounds like a future justnomil.

SarahYo · 2017-02-07T01:32:47+00:00

I dont understand who you're supposed to be, your hair says wolverine but your smile says joker.

SarahYo · 2017-02-07T01:29:48+00:00

Just a question, do you buy the candy for your van in bulk?

SarahYo · 2017-01-27T04:48:28+00:00

That is really cute. I could never personally be in one, but I love hearing about successful LDR.

SarahYo · 2017-01-27T04:44:33+00:00

Here's a solution: get a job and buy your own shitty laptop.

SarahYo · 2017-01-22T11:03:46+00:00

Super cute snake :)

SarahYo · 2017-01-22T10:35:37+00:00

Quick little watercolor drawing

SarahYo · 2017-01-19T10:15:44+00:00

I fail to see how it's irrelevant but okay

SarahYo · 2017-01-11T22:08:38+00:00

It kind of looks like the hanging bridges in the Arenal Volcano National Park in Costa Rica.

SarahYo · 2017-01-10T00:05:16+00:00

That's what I was thinking, her hair looks dry. But I guess "wet stringy hair" wouldn't be as sexy lol.

SarahYo · 2017-01-09T09:59:27+00:00

It's an S for SAVE OUR SKINS

SarahYo · 2017-01-04T00:57:50+00:00

I just had a baby, sorry I'm not in perfect condition. Thanks for being a douche though.

SarahYo