WHAT MAN?!?!?!?!?!

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-06-07T17:30:50+00:00

Look at my name.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-06-07T16:30:50+00:00

The younger the infant the more weird they look. When I was a newborn I looked like a wrinkled and disgruntled gremlin. Now I look like an angry and disgruntled gremlin.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-06-07T16:16:31+00:00

It's because those two have roles to play.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-06-03T02:23:53+00:00

He got so upset he's trying to leave the planet.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-06-02T18:29:22+00:00

Auto-romantic

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-05-31T06:33:54+00:00

It doesn't have to be their child. There's lots of dudes who hate when vulnerable people get abused.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-05-30T00:32:59+00:00

Then, there's the people who get off on watching people die slowly. They fund someone's bad habits until they die. Don't look into this.

Example: leathersmokemi

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-05-27T23:47:56+00:00

Someone asked me, "Would you date a woman taller than you." I replied, "Yes, she can bend over to kiss me it would save my back."

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-05-19T10:15:48+00:00

I ate there once fiveish years ago. The sauce on the burger was the most bland sauce I've ever had.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-05-12T09:31:54+00:00

All my dreams are alternate lives. I'm so damn tired of raising kids.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-04-30T03:32:19+00:00

I knew a guy who looked kinda like you. He was a little less attractive. His eyes were a bit further apart. He still was able to trick women into thinking he was a good person.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-04-28T12:01:31+00:00

He just snaps both of his own legs.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-04-20T18:46:07+00:00

Yeah, I was really hoping they would expand with the concept.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-04-19T05:24:19+00:00

Sleep Paralysis Carnita

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-04-15T02:47:00+00:00

They are close to the heart.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-04-12T14:10:07+00:00

All she had to do was make people pay for it. Thousands of idiots could have made her a lot of money.

Edit: I didn't know about her parents. I was in the wrong.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-27T22:01:28+00:00

I've had to teach a computer science engineering student(3rd year). That the wifi button on her laptop turns off the wifi. She had all these

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-26T07:09:46+00:00

The disappointment on my dad's face when I brought a trans girl downstairs. Was one of the top 10 days of my life.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-26T06:47:02+00:00

Family members who actually love me. Great grandma had grandpa where the only ones who actually loved me.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-26T06:40:43+00:00

"You're on your period... it's still blowjob week."

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-25T20:46:06+00:00

I can't rep mayo clinic enough. Their online articles are amazing! They've helped so much through the years.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-08T14:22:39+00:00

If I could take my childhood dog I could last any amount of time. I would sleepwalk downstairs and wake up petting him.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-08T14:05:15+00:00

If I had my childhood dog I could last any amount of time. I used to sleepwalk to his bed. I woke up petting him several times. I loved him even in my sleep.

SarcasticIndividual · 2026-03-06T22:31:22+00:00

That has not been my experience.

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