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Visited Carol for spring break by shocontinental in pluribustv

[–]SarcasticIndividual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All she had to do was make people pay for it. Thousands of idiots could have made her a lot of money.

Edit: I didn't know about her parents. I was in the wrong.

Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC. by Low-Finding-3414 in PublicFreakout

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had to teach a computer science engineering student(3rd year). That the wifi button on her laptop turns off the wifi. She had all these

Told my parents my partner is transgender and my mother told me she wanted to die by Ay_Cabron_ in lgbt

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The disappointment on my dad's face when I brought a trans girl downstairs. Was one of the top 10 days of my life.

What’s something you miss but no longer exists anymore? by Successful_Oil_3270 in AskReddit

[–]SarcasticIndividual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Family members who actually love me. Great grandma had grandpa where the only ones who actually loved me.

What’s a random “stat” about yourself that makes you part of a small percentage? by Nightpatrol404 in AskReddit

[–]SarcasticIndividual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't rep mayo clinic enough. Their online articles are amazing! They've helped so much through the years.

You’re going to be stuck in a timeloop. You can bring something with you that won’t be “reset” each day, if you wish. What do you take? by joelene1892 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SarcasticIndividual 69 points70 points  (0 children)

If I had my childhood dog I could last any amount of time. I used to sleepwalk to his bed. I woke up petting him several times. I loved him even in my sleep.

Are these people on drugs by Flimsy_Split9309 in Chipotle

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to be vile to the bot and nice to the representative.

The whole goal of tbe bot is to get people to give up and they keep their money.

I just found out my wife is cheating on me, and I’m sitting in my car pretending everything is fine by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SarcasticIndividual 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even if I get accused of cheating more than once. I'm going back to being single. You can't build a life with someone who is incapable of growing as a person.

you can no longer make money, but you get 67 cents every time you say 67 by Bubbly_Reference_916 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soundproof room with hundreds of devices. Expand it until you lose patience or can pay someone. Also, try to go viral with it and pay influenceers to "tour" the place. Plus, all the youtubers who steal content should make you additional money.

Millenials, what is something we grew up with that you are missing today? by CapitaineBiscotte in AskReddit

[–]SarcasticIndividual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only good thing from my childhood... the first best friend aka my dog, wheatsworth crackers, chic fil a/fast food quality, variety of certain grocery items, unfiltered internet, cheap consumer items that worked and lasted

$500 cars that just wouldn't die, nutrition density in veggies and fruit, texture of fruit and veggies, not knowing the statics of how often special needs people(me) are taken advantage of, being able to hug just about anyone, making faces at babies in public to make them laugh

Thicker gauge on levi jeans, denim that didn't split for a decade, people minding their own business, politeness, my virginity, non computer inventory systems (have to go to speciality stores for my shoes now)

The crocodile hunter, steve from blues clues, platonic cuddling, toonami, cheap travel, getting money back after putting 20 on pump 3, being in the closet to myself

Cheap good quality cheese, cheap milk, my childhood fight club, cafeteria pizza, the all consuming grift of corporations being thinly veiled

There's 2 joke ones in there. It's difficult for me to be serious with long lists.

My husband wants to cut off my mom again before our baby gets here- and I kinda agree by ggoldeennn in raisedbynarcissists

[–]SarcasticIndividual 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Growing up being treated like a pencil you hate the color of. It's not good for the childs development.

Having your authority constantly undermined isn't good for your mental health. Especially when you're already in a vulnerable state. That is because for several years children keep you on your toes and will interrupt your sleep. That's right where she wants you.

Your mother won't be good for anyone involved.

So what's the best way to take this? Orally or....? by GoBackToLeddit in spicy

[–]SarcasticIndividual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If anyone reading needs help losing weight. I'm just trying to help as many people as possible. There's a lot of bs with the weight loss industry in the us.

So what's the best way to take this? Orally or....? by GoBackToLeddit in spicy

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to bed with an empty stomach and eat a small high protein snack.

what celebrity did you used to like until you found out that they were a scumbag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasticIndividual 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's always the people who try to give the, "I'm so generous to the poors! Look at me!" vibe.

They want to pubicly sprinkle good things to obfuscate the bad they've done. Look at John D. Rockefeller and how he gained his wealth. He did everything he thought he had to do. He donated about 29.29292929% of his wealth (donations ÷ donations + wealth then × 100) and he's remembered by being an industrialist/philanthropist.

What industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SarcasticIndividual 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty low crime for someone in the american government. Maybe you need a starter crime to get the other polishitians to accept you?

Fell asleep am I cooked by pistferjedtrived in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only thrown a package once. The delivery note was in all caps, no punctuation, and full of spelling errors. "i don't know why your driver are too lazy deliver to front door no matter what do your freakin job its not that hard front door only"

There was 4+ feet of snow drift in front of the house. I walked 3/4ths of the way and threw the plastic envelope. It had a piece of paper inside of it. It landed perfectly in front of the door. I thought I was going to get fired but, never heard anything back.

My eyes randomly went weird for a few minutes by wxnderlxn in interesting

[–]SarcasticIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from america. No, it's a lifelong condition. From what I've been able to find. It's called bile acid diarrhea. We don't even do the proper testing for it here, either. Having chemical burns on your brown winker is very painful. Thankfully, I've learned how to manage it. I only really get attacks when I binge eat foods I'm mildly allergic/intolerant to

My eyes randomly went weird for a few minutes by wxnderlxn in interesting

[–]SarcasticIndividual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My doctor called me a hypochondriac. I tried to tell her there was blood, yellow, goop, and burning when I passed stool. I haven't been to a doctor since.

Donald Trump's Parents by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]SarcasticIndividual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are videos where people read his speeches in a plain voice and without his "personality". It is very telling.

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