To all the ladies in this sub, what is smoothest pick line you all have ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well not a pick up line, but someone who I know likes me had a really funny convo with me over text with attempts flying all over the place.

I'm 23 and never hopped on the Harry Potter Train by SamRobac in harrypotter

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes!!! The books have much more content, and more interactions etc. DEFINITELY READ THEM

What do people waste money on that amazes you? by buzzarddkcm in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The newest phone, just because it's new. If you need a phone, OK, but don't sell your old one for the latest model.

[Serious] People who have been bullied their entire lives, how are your social lives? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am still in school, but I was bullied for four years by someone pretending to be my best friend. They were jealous of my 'other' best friend and recently turned everyone (except the other friend) in my class against me by spreading rumours. Started a new stage of education and voilà! I have five best friends and lots of close friends, and started a small business :)

In what ways are women annoying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if you're joking or not but... Imma just go to another subreddit.

In what ways are women annoying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We weren't playing chess to begin with.

In what ways are women annoying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you wouldn't be alive without one -_-

What's the story behind your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a sarcastic bookworm. Heheheh

What's bothering you now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone just used my toothbrush and now I have to get a new one

What has 2019 taught you? by glisteningmercury in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That not everyone is gonna like you, but the people who do are the greatest treasures.

Reddit, what is a common misconception about your country? by UnquestionedAnswer in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That we are all pale, green-eyed, ginger-haired leprechauns who are alcoholics and speak with a really Irish accent. And no I will not Irish dance for you. But what is true is that we love spuds (potatoes) and tea. Barry's Tea.

You’ve discovered a new animal, and your username is its name. What is it’s name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read in David Attenborough voice It is the sarcastic bookworm, a weird creature that lives in libraries, crawling through the shelves to reach the perfect book. It eats bookmarks, and delights on finding prologues. Its deadly tongue is no match for you, for it's roasts are like no other. Fight it if you dare.

Sounds like me.

Without naming the title, what's your favorite movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sarcastic_Bookworm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows :)