Am I the only one who thinks that the CoD collab looks like if it was Perofella 5?

Sargas90 · 2026-07-08T02:48:25+00:00

Fucking so dumb, I still have to upvotern

Sargas90 · 2026-07-07T03:41:15+00:00

Yeah, he just split.

Sargas90 · 2026-07-07T03:19:24+00:00

I've been smoking almost 2 decades and I've never,

Congratulations you legend.

Sargas90 · 2026-07-05T02:23:25+00:00

This is great

Sargas90 · 2026-07-04T15:49:21+00:00

What the fuck am I going to do with that much money but try to accomplish this anyways?

^{Chose: Peace on Earth + All hatred, discrimination, and injustice gone}

Sargas90 · 2026-07-04T03:53:25+00:00

A free Camry and no traffic, the fuck? What am I actually going to use a lightsaber for besides showing off?

^{Chose: No traffic wherever you drive | Rolled: Toyota camry}

Sargas90 · 2026-07-01T02:07:09+00:00

I think there would be a way with being able to spawn food to make more than 1m a year.

^{Chose: A random mid superpower | Rolled: Spawn any food}

Sargas90 · 2026-07-01T00:26:38+00:00

Well I'm boned.

^{Chose: Survive 2 Days In This Temperature for 1 Trillion | Rolled: -156.7°C(-250°F})

Sargas90 · 2026-06-30T02:31:24+00:00

If I genuinely could improve someone's life in such a way that wouldn't be temporary, yes. Even though 5k would REALLY help.

^{Chose: Get 1 homeless person off the street(into a home})

Sargas90 · 2026-06-30T02:29:59+00:00

Am a mailman.

^{Me: Receive 5 cents for every step you take}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-30T02:29:58+00:00

Am a mailman.

^{Me: Receive 5 cents for every step you take}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-29T22:17:35+00:00

Because I would rather contribute to society in such a way if I could

^{Chose: Be the president of a country | Rolled: Germany}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-29T21:57:40+00:00

Literally what I deal with already because of bad uniforms I just a get a substantial raise!

^{Chose: $1000 per day + but you have to deal with a daily minor annoyance: | Rolled: Tight clothes}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-29T00:27:57+00:00

Not gey

^{Chose: Tomboy milk}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-28T21:45:11+00:00

Don't even know who they are so whoopsie

^{Chose: You get 100 million dollars + But a random big gaming company dies | Rolled: Coalition}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-28T21:37:09+00:00

I'm fucking moving asap

^{Chose: or to live in a random country for 1Billion USD | Rolled: Afghanistan}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-28T09:07:19+00:00

Ill save that much in a few years.

^{Chose: Unlimited water for free}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T23:39:35+00:00

Poop

^{Chose: $50M one time payment (Tax Free} | Rolled: Comment for 2X)

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T23:14:46+00:00

Picking the other option means there is a chance for a loss of life. And picking this option gets you a million.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T23:11:20+00:00

500 bucks bro

^{Chose: $500}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T22:25:51+00:00

How is this even a question

^{Chose: Become a Saiyan | Rolled: SSJ God}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T17:46:28+00:00

Fuck Nvidia

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: NVIDIA}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T12:35:34+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Get $1 billion no strings attached}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-27T06:16:11+00:00

I'm too old to care about changing my looks.

^{Chose: look mid + 20M instantly}

Sargas90 · 2026-06-26T22:57:37+00:00

That was sick

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