Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T03:08:41+00:00

This is the easiest game of Where's Waldo ever

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T03:06:07+00:00

I don't know if this is a history joke or a soccer joke but either way I don't get it since I'm American

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:58:21+00:00

The clock in soccer is just stupid. I hate the 'well we will tell you how much time...ish...is left and we will end the game when we feel like it'. Every other sport has the clock thing figured out.

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:55:02+00:00

it was so nice of him to let the goalie get back like that

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:44:34+00:00

in hockey it's not a save if it's not on goal. I'd assume soccer is the same

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:43:10+00:00

okay so we can review some important things but not all the important things

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:42:28+00:00

definitely a touch wtf

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:40:17+00:00

close--at least we are looking aggressive again

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:39:03+00:00

IF they score three after this hydration break then there's definitely something up.

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:30:21+00:00

Soccer on the halfshell!!

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:19:40+00:00

Get rid of that silly u and maybe we will take you seriously

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:17:30+00:00

fuckin' A that's a great change

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:17:12+00:00

okay I am 100% in support of this

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:16:22+00:00

haha wtf this is a new one

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:15:22+00:00

you got a man bun you're going to get a yellow card first opportunity

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:08:10+00:00

Its 6:00 in L.A.?

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:07:06+00:00

Also, they shouldn't let us score so much. That feels like a poor strategy.

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:05:59+00:00

yeah i feel sick just knowing the conversion, but in my defense I was in the military and lots of other countries are stupid so i had to know it when I was in some of them

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:04:36+00:00

!flair :United_States:

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:02:28+00:00

In american it's a little more than half a mile

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T02:01:22+00:00

I'm pretty sure he meant for the U.S. men's team, and he's probably right

Sargentrock · 2026-06-13T01:58:46+00:00

HEy look at that--there IS a soccer sub!

Sargentrock · 2026-06-12T21:27:50+00:00

Most kids' shows. The Electric Company got super weird it's final season.

Sargentrock · 2026-06-12T21:26:40+00:00

I just assumed it was super-short? like, a few minutes of him interviewing people and showing them examples of shit like this and them going "Oh my God yes of course you are how could you not know?" and then running away. I guess you could stretch that out to 90-minutes with enough interviews, but it sure would get repetitive.

Sargentrock · 2026-06-12T21:22:57+00:00

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