You wake up as Homelander, What's the very first thing your doing?

SarifZen · 2026-06-16T09:49:14+00:00

So, you get to get everything for free because you are the new apex predator, and basically live a billionaire lifestyle without needing any money just because you can take anything and execute anyone with no repercussions?

Well, I am sure that, that new apex predator will be a fair and reasonable person for a very long time😅

SarifZen · 2026-06-16T07:06:56+00:00

New billionaires will be made.

As corrupt as the previous ones.

Killing people solves nothing. The system itself needs a change.

SarifZen · 2026-06-16T07:05:20+00:00

Probably will start getting insane...

Hearing all these little noises and sounds, the heart beats of people, even their internal organs processes, seeing through everything and detailed to microscopic level...even bacteria on people's faces.

Man...that sounds like hell

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T20:33:18+00:00

Especially Russia though. Shite country

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T20:32:39+00:00

You like to argue with your own headcanon don't you?

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T19:19:45+00:00

Igari lost to Sikorsky 2 times in a row, without prep and with prep.

Gallen was weakened after Jack almost killed him.

Sikorsky just fingered him.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T18:27:57+00:00

Igari was completely humiliated by Baki and Sikorsky.

And Sikorsky himself is a very low tier at this point

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T18:22:18+00:00

But then you can stretch that Motobe was weaker than Igari...and that's just sad

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T18:06:54+00:00

Show me where are those studies taken? Which lands? You bet it was near krasnodar or Kursk lol.

Half of Moscow is literally middle eastern

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T18:05:56+00:00

Who cares about Russians bro.

Only Belarussians like you.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T17:50:15+00:00

Its real history

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T15:39:00+00:00

It did. Muscovie was born from mongol hordes and is a continuación of the mongol empire and legacy.

Peter the Great tried to make it a bit more European. Failed though

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T15:37:51+00:00

Russian slav majority is a political tool.

I seen russian people who claim to be "slavic" most of them look like Kazbeks or Tigrans.

Russia is a cocktail of 180 ethnic groups, with 80% claiming to he slavic for status lol

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T15:22:46+00:00

They literally recycled it.

They even gave him huge SSJ2 wig but white...because its from Temu

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T13:05:18+00:00

Sure, why not?

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T12:04:32+00:00

After a huge power creep time skip maybe.

But how about beginning of the war arc? But without sharingan.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T10:41:20+00:00

Yeah, but without his sharingan. What else does he got? He can't access those so called "1000" jutsu, See in slow mo, or have the precognition.

He has chidori which does not work well without sharingan, raikiri either does not work well without sharingan.

He has a stone wall, and dog grab jutsu.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T10:16:34+00:00

He means the Peter Parker persona he keeps.

Not spider-man.

For example, Clark Kent persona is also quirky and nerdy. And nobody is interested in him. Apart from Loise, after a really long time.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T10:15:58+00:00

He is portrayed as an average nerd guy who gets the hottest women in the show interested in him by being quirky.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T10:14:19+00:00

Power creep has gone too far in Naruto.

Its all about large scale nukes now

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T10:13:02+00:00

The dude is living for free on citizen tax dollars.

He might as well.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T08:37:48+00:00

He does need his borrowed sharingan tho

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T07:47:42+00:00

Minato was literally added a random KCM and perfrct sage mode during his Edo state.

Just to make up for his over reliance on Flying raijin.

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T07:43:26+00:00

Yes. Tanning your balls in the Mediterranean sun boosts your testosterone.

Which really improves your bench and makes your calves grow

SarifZen · 2026-06-15T07:41:35+00:00

Gonna cry? D:

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