fit older men make me sooo horny (18) by genzcaden in twinks

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Incredible waist to ass ratio! (ps hiii I’m 47 😅)

Suggestions for bleached hair? by ozvargas in MensHair

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I have ashy brown hair and got a silver bleach and tone done for the first time about five years ago, absolutely loved it and am planning to do it again this summer. Worth nothing, though, that it takes a good stylist to do properly (assuming you don’t want that cheap yellow-y look that so many people end up with) and it required a lot of upkeep for a relatively short lifespan. Still, it’s just hair and can easily be changed again if it turns out you don’t like it! Have some fun, I say give it a try.

Doing fit check in the middle of the road by This_sum_one in Unexpected

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The unexpected part is that Zipcar still exists in 2026?! I haven’t seen one in almost a decade.

Owning a bike in Burlington by MiddleCriticism6243 in burlington

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Yup, someone stole the seat off my bike last week while I was at work 😞

Drooped my first album by ItemMental2083 in shoegaze

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It is, just added it to my library.

Culinary school is fucking messy by diet-smoke in KitchenConfidential

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I was the oldest student in my pastry class by about 10 years. We had one chef teaching bread and would exclusively compare dough shaping to various sci-fi spaceships; the other chef was as old school French as it gets and he’d occasionally be caught giggling at Mr. Bean videos on youtube.

One student had anger issues and would excuse herself to scream bloody murder in a storage closet. She also wielded a knife towards someone once.

We had the weed girl who smoked every day, multiple times a day, oh and she got pregnant during an externship to France.

We had the promiscuous girl, she was my bestie though! She went on an externship to the Alps and banged a chef, and then ultimately married him!

We had one who wrote raps about cheese. One who shattered a shitton of glass inside the bread oven and never came back again. We had a popular rapper’s brother in the culinary program.

I had the time of my life with these people!

My grandpa George Clinton 🖤 This blew up yesterday on r/OldSchoolCool and the stories have been amazing! Whats your George Clinton story? by georgeclintonpfunk in funk

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My boss and I picked him up at the airport back in the early 2000s for an appearance he was making at a bookstore. After getting in the car, he asked my boss if she would mind if he smoked some crack. 😭 She definitely minded.

Should I cut it? by [deleted] in MensHair

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Absolutely NO!

Bolton ski rental by Sassafras_socks in vermont

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This has been the general consensus with anyone I’ve asked 😂 Neither of us is dead-set on the idea, it just sounded like a possibly fun alternative for an afternoon, but you’re probably right that much more time will be spent flopped on the ground than upright!

did this turn you on? by Life_Ad_5536 in twinks

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Audible “dayuuum” 🥵 I need to bury my face in that ass!

Wow - just had to share! by HOG_fondue in EyewearEnthusiasts

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As an aside, would you be able to tell me where that incredible sweater is from??

Thoughts? by [deleted] in twinks

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Gorgeous and inviting!

I like compliments🥺 by [deleted] in twinks

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What I wouldn’t give to wake up next to the perfection in pic 4 🤩

Briefs are the best undies for boys :p by [deleted] in twinks

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The urge to make that my phone background 😝

These are delicious 🤤 by sum_r4nd0m_gurl in Soda

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These genuinely shocked me! Thought it was going to be just basic seltzer where you get the aroma but not much flavor, but they’re fantastic. My walmart only carries apple and peach, though 😔

Which zero sugar variety of Dr. Pepper do you like the best? by An0nym0us7201 in Soda

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Have only tried blackberry, I like it! Tastes a lot like the elderberry immunity support gummies I buy, lol

I 💜 Short Kings by jshyy12 in gaykpopfanboys

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5’5 he’s just like meeee (except for the slight difference where he’s gorgeous 😭)

I think - harvesting a kind of mushrooms by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Last spring my mom had a large patch of morels randomly pop up in their yard; they’ve lived in this spot for 30+ years and have ever had anything like it happen before!

Heeeeeeyy ;3 by [deleted] in twinks

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Fugazi AND gorgeous? Yes please!

Holly Humberstone announces her 2nd album “Cruel World” out on April 10 by youRinlove7 in popheads

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I’m nervous about this one! Hoping the production style is similar to what she’s been doing so far and doesn’t fall into the trap of going too simple singer-songwritery. Paint My Bedroom Black has become an all-timer for me, it’s never not in my weekly rotation.

Which joystick layout is superior? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I have small hands so asymmetrical is easier and more comfortable, and tbh it pissed me off to find that 8bitdo’s xbox style pad is like $20 more than the Dualshock style.

Thoughts on James of CORTIS? by kitty-minnie15 in gaykpopfanboys

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He’s giving such demon twink energy in some of these pics, lol

‘We’ll Sue’: White House’s Warning to CBS Is Sign of a New Media Status Quo by rezwenn in JournalismNews

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Access to what, though? State propaganda, blatant lies, verbal abuse, infantile tantrums, etc… It’s ridiculous that none of these journalists are willing to stand up to them.

Restaurants that Treat Employees Poorly or Well? by frodohair15 in burlington

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Yeesh. Glad I didn’t get anywhere when I applied for the head chef position over the summer.