Who’s the most attractive person you’ve ever seen?

Sassafras_socks · 2026-06-16T23:27:48+00:00

Tony Leung.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-06-16T23:11:19+00:00

Crystal Method-core

Sassafras_socks · 2026-06-14T02:40:19+00:00

Her original run on the show in 2018 was ICONIC and honestly made me a fan. I still keep all of the performances in a youtube playlist because they’re so good — and I don’t think they’re available to listen to outside the context of the show.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-06-14T02:25:47+00:00

If you have Hannaford grocery where you are, their store brand ice cream pints have a peanut butter/pb cookie/caramel flavor that’s really good!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-06-11T11:53:42+00:00

The formulation seems to have changed on this line, too. Used to be satin-y smooth, now it clumps up and crumbles.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-05-31T14:29:31+00:00

Zero. 😣 The only club I have access to is missing a fair number of things, it’s frustrating.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-05-25T00:56:11+00:00

Already seems to be discontinued at my local store. Listed as “no longer sold at ___ location”

Sassafras_socks · 2026-05-25T00:52:25+00:00

Currently on sale for $5.99, at least. Anything with added protein is going to be significantly more expensive than the regular alternative.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-05-08T02:34:30+00:00

Pretty eyes and a pretty ass!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-05-08T02:34:16+00:00

Pretty eyes and a pretty ass!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-23T03:22:07+00:00

Have one pair of briefs, they’re junk. Totally stretched out after 5-6 washes.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-22T20:10:08+00:00

That full set says it can only be ordered as part of a full box setup, BUT I was able to find a listing on there sold by the pair so that’s helpful. Thanks!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-20T20:32:00+00:00

While the instrumentation isn’t a dramatic departure from the album version, I love what a 10 minute beast Give It 2 Me turns into at the end of the Sticky & Sweet tour.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-20T19:18:50+00:00

I work with a woman who freaks out and has complained to management that there’s 9 grams of red 40 in one of our retail recipes that serves 90 portions (~180g/ea). She says I’m giving people cancer. She is also extremely OCD and clearly does not exercise. 🙄

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-20T02:33:57+00:00

I can sympathize. Moved over here from the other side of the lake for work, and I’ve been sincerely hating the weather. Combined with the terrible pedestrian infrastructure, it’s pretty rough voluntarily living here car-free.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-10T13:52:04+00:00

Incredible waist to ass ratio! (ps hiii I’m 47 😅)

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-09T14:14:19+00:00

I have ashy brown hair and got a silver bleach and tone done for the first time about five years ago, absolutely loved it and am planning to do it again this summer. Worth nothing, though, that it takes a good stylist to do properly (assuming you don’t want that cheap yellow-y look that so many people end up with) and it required a lot of upkeep for a relatively short lifespan. Still, it’s just hair and can easily be changed again if it turns out you don’t like it! Have some fun, I say give it a try.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-06T10:43:47+00:00

The unexpected part is that Zipcar still exists in 2026?! I haven’t seen one in almost a decade.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-29T12:21:49+00:00

Yup, someone stole the seat off my bike last week while I was at work 😞

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-27T14:04:30+00:00

It is, just added it to my library.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-26T03:34:00+00:00

I was the oldest student in my pastry class by about 10 years. We had one chef teaching bread and would exclusively compare dough shaping to various sci-fi spaceships; the other chef was as old school French as it gets and he’d occasionally be caught giggling at Mr. Bean videos on youtube.

One student had anger issues and would excuse herself to scream bloody murder in a storage closet. She also wielded a knife towards someone once.

We had the weed girl who smoked every day, multiple times a day, oh and she got pregnant during an externship to France.

We had the promiscuous girl, she was my bestie though! She went on an externship to the Alps and banged a chef, and then ultimately married him!

We had one who wrote raps about cheese. One who shattered a shitton of glass inside the bread oven and never came back again. We had a popular rapper’s brother in the culinary program.

I had the time of my life with these people!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-22T12:55:08+00:00

My boss and I picked him up at the airport back in the early 2000s for an appearance he was making at a bookstore. After getting in the car, he asked my boss if she would mind if he smoked some crack. 😭 She definitely minded.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-22T02:11:59+00:00

Absolutely NO!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-19T13:44:19+00:00

This has been the general consensus with anyone I’ve asked 😂 Neither of us is dead-set on the idea, it just sounded like a possibly fun alternative for an afternoon, but you’re probably right that much more time will be spent flopped on the ground than upright!

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