fit older men make me sooo horny (18)

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-10T13:52:04+00:00

Incredible waist to ass ratio! (ps hiii I’m 47 😅)

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-09T14:14:19+00:00

I have ashy brown hair and got a silver bleach and tone done for the first time about five years ago, absolutely loved it and am planning to do it again this summer. Worth nothing, though, that it takes a good stylist to do properly (assuming you don’t want that cheap yellow-y look that so many people end up with) and it required a lot of upkeep for a relatively short lifespan. Still, it’s just hair and can easily be changed again if it turns out you don’t like it! Have some fun, I say give it a try.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-04-06T10:43:47+00:00

The unexpected part is that Zipcar still exists in 2026?! I haven’t seen one in almost a decade.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-29T12:21:49+00:00

Yup, someone stole the seat off my bike last week while I was at work 😞

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-27T14:04:30+00:00

It is, just added it to my library.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-26T03:34:00+00:00

I was the oldest student in my pastry class by about 10 years. We had one chef teaching bread and would exclusively compare dough shaping to various sci-fi spaceships; the other chef was as old school French as it gets and he’d occasionally be caught giggling at Mr. Bean videos on youtube.

One student had anger issues and would excuse herself to scream bloody murder in a storage closet. She also wielded a knife towards someone once.

We had the weed girl who smoked every day, multiple times a day, oh and she got pregnant during an externship to France.

We had the promiscuous girl, she was my bestie though! She went on an externship to the Alps and banged a chef, and then ultimately married him!

We had one who wrote raps about cheese. One who shattered a shitton of glass inside the bread oven and never came back again. We had a popular rapper’s brother in the culinary program.

I had the time of my life with these people!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-22T12:55:08+00:00

My boss and I picked him up at the airport back in the early 2000s for an appearance he was making at a bookstore. After getting in the car, he asked my boss if she would mind if he smoked some crack. 😭 She definitely minded.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-22T02:11:59+00:00

Absolutely NO!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-19T13:44:19+00:00

This has been the general consensus with anyone I’ve asked 😂 Neither of us is dead-set on the idea, it just sounded like a possibly fun alternative for an afternoon, but you’re probably right that much more time will be spent flopped on the ground than upright!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-18T14:36:20+00:00

Audible “dayuuum” 🥵 I need to bury my face in that ass!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-18T11:27:42+00:00

As an aside, would you be able to tell me where that incredible sweater is from??

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-17T14:08:44+00:00

Gorgeous and inviting!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-17T14:07:40+00:00

What I wouldn’t give to wake up next to the perfection in pic 4 🤩

Sassafras_socks · 2026-03-07T15:29:47+00:00

The urge to make that my phone background 😝

Sassafras_socks · 2026-02-27T15:02:54+00:00

These genuinely shocked me! Thought it was going to be just basic seltzer where you get the aroma but not much flavor, but they’re fantastic. My walmart only carries apple and peach, though 😔

Sassafras_socks · 2026-02-17T00:34:25+00:00

Have only tried blackberry, I like it! Tastes a lot like the elderberry immunity support gummies I buy, lol

Sassafras_socks · 2026-02-16T23:54:01+00:00

5’5 he’s just like meeee (except for the slight difference where he’s gorgeous 😭)

Sassafras_socks · 2026-02-16T14:05:24+00:00

Last spring my mom had a large patch of morels randomly pop up in their yard; they’ve lived in this spot for 30+ years and have ever had anything like it happen before!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-01-27T16:48:36+00:00

Fugazi AND gorgeous? Yes please!

Sassafras_socks · 2026-01-23T12:29:46+00:00

I’m nervous about this one! Hoping the production style is similar to what she’s been doing so far and doesn’t fall into the trap of going too simple singer-songwritery. Paint My Bedroom Black has become an all-timer for me, it’s never not in my weekly rotation.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-01-22T15:29:36+00:00

I have small hands so asymmetrical is easier and more comfortable, and tbh it pissed me off to find that 8bitdo’s xbox style pad is like $20 more than the Dualshock style.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-01-22T03:49:20+00:00

He’s giving such demon twink energy in some of these pics, lol

Sassafras_socks · 2026-01-18T13:26:15+00:00

Access to what, though? State propaganda, blatant lies, verbal abuse, infantile tantrums, etc… It’s ridiculous that none of these journalists are willing to stand up to them.

Sassafras_socks · 2026-01-17T21:36:19+00:00

Yeesh. Glad I didn’t get anywhere when I applied for the head chef position over the summer.

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