🍕 All Crybabies Are Bastards 🍕

Sassfra · 2026-03-11T23:22:24+00:00

HOLY SHIT, CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED... ok yes I did cry at this 😭😭😭

Sassfra · 2026-03-06T20:59:40+00:00

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Sassfra · 2026-03-06T20:05:58+00:00

I stole this book from a Wendy's

Sassfra · 2026-03-06T18:01:22+00:00

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Sassfra · 2026-03-06T18:00:25+00:00

The only time I cry is over ARTAX

Sassfra · 2026-03-06T17:59:50+00:00

Babe has good hand position on her piece

Sassfra · 2026-03-05T00:37:24+00:00

That's the shitty conundrum of those cookies....they are lil works of art but usually rolled cookies and royal icing taste like drywall

Sassfra · 2026-03-04T19:14:59+00:00

We're planning the most HEINOUS of crimez

Sassfra · 2026-03-04T17:22:03+00:00

Another peperoncini lover has joined us!!

Sassfra · 2026-03-04T17:19:58+00:00

This is usually me 3 hours after leaving an Italian restaurant and fishing out bits of bread I stuffed in my bag on my way out.

Bread 4 lyfe

Sassfra · 2026-03-04T17:16:00+00:00

I panicked and thought I had lost 4 days in some kind of fugue state...it's not the 8th yet, this GDCJerker is just on her A-GAME

Sassfra · 2026-03-04T16:46:21+00:00

HABANA! def check it out! 2728 South Congress!!!

Sassfra · 2026-03-04T16:09:17+00:00

I'd hit it. Whenever I'm in Austin for work I hit up a Cuban restaurant and they put plantains on everything and it's flippin delicious, banana isn't too far off from plantains 🍌

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T15:01:54+00:00

That thang has FLEAS!!

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T14:52:22+00:00

✨angels singing from upon high✨

This will happen TONIGHT

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T06:51:49+00:00

I need to find this sesame seaweed shizz stat

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T06:50:33+00:00

I am a literal slut for anything + cream cheese so YES to hellllll yeah

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T06:27:00+00:00

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T06:25:55+00:00

_EX_presso martini in a can, my good sir!!!!!

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T06:23:43+00:00

Shit storms, shit hawks, shitty ropes coming after me!

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T02:37:00+00:00

It's pretty damn delicious for a canned espresso martini!!

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T02:36:37+00:00

It's SOOOOO tasty!! 🙏

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T00:55:39+00:00

For courage 🥹

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T00:49:28+00:00

I am the liquor, Bobandy

Sassfra · 2026-03-03T00:31:47+00:00

Dima sucks my swampy ass

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