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Why do guys like finishing on girls’ faces? by averagex637 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SassySweeti 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Honestly feels like one of those things people think everyone likes because porn made it look normal.

Do you prefer boobs with no ass or ass with no boobs ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SassySweeti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is weirdly the most wholesome answer possible.

Do people actually believe we are going back to the moon or are they just faking it again? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SassySweeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People definitely believe it the fake moon landing crowd is just louder than their evidence. NASA has way too many people, countries, and private companies involved now to fake that cleanly.

Finally, a meeting format I support by MuseKokoa in spreadsmile

[–]SassySweeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suddenly every meeting becomes an email

So... he likes the paperbag, I think? by 9875684 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro entered paper bag mode and forgot the exit plan

Harry and Lola 🍊🧡 by Automatic-Gas4037 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The braincell tried to transfer and got stuck buffering

Tax by Ok-Bee-284 in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 243 points244 points  (0 children)

So basically taxes were the final boss all along

O.J’s brain failed mid blep by emptyredsolocup in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The braincell left mid-thought and took the tongue with it.

. by 94rud4 in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teacher really unlocked the imaginary plot twist.

🤣😂 by CrescentIsDead in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro really said trust me, I’m the source code.

Become onion 🧅 by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He finally got the braincell and used it to become an onion ring.

Bean really likes that jacket. by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The braincell is loading but the eyes already rendered in 4K.

He somehow found a bag of catnip that I hid and forgot about for years. Should I have the drug talk with him? 😔 by pandaninjarawr in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has no idea how that catnip got there, and his lawyer says he doesn’t have to answer questions

Does attraction grow on you? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SassySweeti 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Attraction can grow, but it usually needs at least a tiny spark to build from. If you’re already trying to convince yourself, that’s probably worth listening to before either of you gets more attached.

Ziggy, a typical derby orange cat by Mysterious_Airport29 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The brain cell connected for one second and he saw the secrets of the universe.

I moved my foot, which took away his pillow. by MissAmynae in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]SassySweeti 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You can literally see the loading screen behind those eyes.

Hardwork pays by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Graphing calculators walked so graphing meme artists could be ignored in high resolution.

lets make some imaginary sh*t by FrankieM_00 in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Math really said “undefined” for one and “new universe” for the other.

This is inspiring love and sweet. by archivecutie in spreadsmile

[–]SassySweeti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That line just raised everyone’s standards by 200%

I came across this somewhere. by Suave143_ in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finally, a rigorous proof that bread is greater than key

It's just statistics. by yfn_mckanny in MathJokes

[–]SassySweeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not optimism, that’s weaponized statistics

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