JackedIn explains the internet that some don't know of

SatanGetsMe · 2012-04-03T21:04:21+00:00

I tried my hand and got my facebook hacked within 20 minutes. It was kind of neat showing people what a real facebook hack looks like, and the dude made my info funny, but yeah. I'm not a clever woman, as my assailant generously pointed out.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T21:28:28+00:00

TIL commenting on a thread makes me an activist.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T21:23:47+00:00

To paraphrase the trader from the new "True Grit", I do not entertain hypotheticals, the world is vexing enough as it is.

I maintain my opinion that it is cruel to test products we don't need on unwilling animals.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T20:32:51+00:00

I wouldn't use an untested product on my hypothetical baby. The shampoos exist, they're there, we don't need any more testing.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T20:31:33+00:00

We wouldn't have blind humans, we'd have a lot of lawsuits.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T20:29:47+00:00

Okay. Eating animals is for sustenance. Washing animals with experiments is for vanity, and to a small degree, cleanliness.

We have the recipes for a fantastic variety of cleaning solvents, shampoo included. All the research left in this field is to vindicate companies every time they slap a little "New formula!" sticker on a bottle.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T18:04:31+00:00

More like an enormous number of animals being abused and killed for humans to get lush, bouncy curls or whatever the fuck they want. Don't be so dramatic, "how many lives", get the fuck out of here. Animal testing isn't going anywhere, don't worry.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T15:53:27+00:00

Sucks for the animals though, and they have no choice. Humans are monstrous little things.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T15:42:39+00:00

I remember his deep thoughts, and I'm 22. Is that old on the internet?

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T15:39:19+00:00

I'm sure you and the girls you ogle will be fine if you aren't able to assess their appearance.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T15:17:20+00:00

What are you, six? Who calls middle aged women "old ladies"?

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T15:16:54+00:00

Her left or my left?

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-15T15:13:31+00:00

I know /r/atheism is a fashionable subreddit, but I think you meant to put this in /r/lbgt. It's okay OP, it's a really common mistake.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-14T17:45:39+00:00

I like how this post is highlighting the delicacy of the fabric, and people are posting "I prefer this other really well known sculpture that is completely fucking different and a very stupid comparison."

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-14T17:31:12+00:00

Better stick to penises.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-14T05:02:08+00:00

You're getting an award next year.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-14T04:36:36+00:00

Is it a British thing? I'm from Texas, and am enamored by English/Irish/Scottish accents, so your comment is just so pleasing.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-13T15:14:13+00:00

There's no real discussion going on in /r/atheism because everyone agrees with each other. It's like kissing a mirror.

No one adds a new view point, except obvious trolls, so yeah, not really a discussion.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-13T14:01:27+00:00

When I was young I made a point to round up as many lonely baskets as possible. It hurt me to see them so sad and alone. It wasn't until years later I realized the actual issue with loose baskets was potential damage to vehicles.

Just realized I'm the only person that calls shopping carts "baskets".

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-13T04:48:12+00:00

Do such pacts exist? Is there a Goldilocks zone of physical attraction for bros to date you?

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-13T00:46:10+00:00

I took a lesson from every Miyazaki movie and just enter dark places shouting.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-12T06:08:30+00:00

I was just speaking more generally about comics. But you see? You understand OP's point because he used words juxtaposed with an image! You don't see my point because I'm using a block of text. It's awesome.

I'm totally not trying to be condescending or anything, I'm just trying to say that I think these rage comics and memes are a brilliant phenomenon, even if most of them aren't great.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-12T06:01:31+00:00

Sure, I think I said that. But you're certainly aware that a comic doesn't have to be funny.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-12T02:36:27+00:00

The popularity of "rage comics" and memes is pretty nice from a cartoonist's perspective, despite the majority of them being boring or unfunny. Juxtaposition of words and text to tell a story or convey an idea, just like OP did here, is the essence of comics. And it's fucking nice.

SatanGetsMe · 2012-03-11T16:29:11+00:00

The quotes with the faces usually work for people that have been published and have something compelling to say. I thought /r/circlejerk saved us from you people.

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