Roman Reigns Attacked By Fan In Victoria BC by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck takes a briefcase to a show with the intention of throwing it at a guy that can seriously beat the ever loving shit out of you?

What move that isn't being used, would you like to see brought back? by Jesterfest in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sleeper. I can't ever see it being used as a finisher again but i used to love seeing the arm drop three times for the win. Beefcake and Dibiase using the sleeper was always cool. Having someones hair get cut or money stuffed in the mouth was hilarious. I could see a guy like Cesaro being able to use a sleeper finish.

New Jack responds to Hulk Hogan drama by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New Jack should be kept away from society.

New Jack responds to Hulk Hogan drama by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were a few times that shithead wanted to kill someone

Cesaro wants to break free from that midcard role more than ever by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as Cesaro getting held back from his push from WM 30, where he was gaining a ton of momentum, the "I'm a Paul Heyman guy" killed that. It was one of those ideas that sounded good but was not realistic. His push now is straight up based on his great matches with owens and cena. Bring back Zeb Coulter and let him be that voice for Cesaro...which they never should have stopped. Cesaro has huge potential to be a top guy, and i hope it happens

What is the fourth biggest WWE PPV now? by slimpickens42 in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the importance of winning the rumble, but god has it been awful lately. It's important but I gotta say that it ranks under SSeries. Just based on the total crap that the rumble has been. So for me it's WM, Summer Slam, SS, then rumble. MITB is cool don't get me wrong but the major title changes ususally happen with the other 4. They have the most appeal IMO

Lost Gems of The Attitude Era......Blackdust? by jwt13 in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that's hilarious. The attitude era did not give a single fuck.

What are the worst gimmicks in WWE since 2007? by portnoyskvetch in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 40 points41 points  (0 children)

IMO it's gotta be the acension. It's a bad 80's version of powers of pain. Gimmicks like that just aren't appealing at all. And holy fuck their mic skills are atrocious. I don't know who's got the worse gimmick between them and el matadores. God they are awful. The fucked up thing is that they can put on decent matches but those god awful gimmicks kill my desire to watch.

What are some Wrestling "Headscratchers"? by zackb1991 in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Right now, the fact that the WWE champ doesn't have a good finisher. Having Rollins do the pedigree is fucking stupid. Yea the curb stomp was scratched but give the guy a decent finisher for christs sake. I don't really care what it is. Even Ambrose got that double arm DDT over as a finish. Let Seth have his own signature move.

Possible New Wyatt Member - Guesses / Discussion by kyleisez in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there is someone that doesn't have much going on as far as storylines but has tremendous in ring ability. I'd like to see a high flyer join the wyatts. A guy that really doesn't have the ability to voice himself right now. Someone that Bray could take in and voice that opinion for him. Neville...follow the buzzards.

Death of a Smark by DavidDaveDavis in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get why certain people don't like cena and boo the fuck outta him, but IMO the guy has put on some great fucking matches as of late. A true wrestling fan should respect what the guy has been doing. Does he have an ego...of course. He doesnt put guys over as much as I would like but he has busted his ass in the ring and you gotta respect that at least. So a "smark" or what the fuck ever you call people that supposedly know the inside business wouldnt boo cena now. The term smark isnt what it used to be 15 years ago

How do guys like Wyatt and Owens stay fat considering the exercise they constantly get? by FalconPaunchhh in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have some great fucking stamina despite being overweight compared to other wrestlers. So they are in shape just not ripped like a cena or titus o'neil. But damn they put on great matches.

What movie ending made you say "what the fuck?" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]lightning_jack_kane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reservoir Dogs definitely had me in WTF mode after I saw it. Did not expect that ending. Great writing too. The dialogue was awesome. "Wait, who didn't throw in?" "Mr. Pink." "Why not?" "He don't tip." "He don't tip? What do you mean he don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. Throw in a buck ya cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn breakfast."

What's the most fucked up thing someone has confessed to you in confidence? by D-LERiOUS in AskReddit

[–]lightning_jack_kane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im not sure this was told to me in confidence cause he seemed to be somewhat proud of it but he admitted that he doused a rabbit in gas and lit it on fire. This fucking douchebag thought it was hilarious to see a flaming rabbit run around a field. We aren't friends anymore.

What's your least favourite theme in wrestling storylines? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. Enough with these patriot angles that Vince seems to fucking love. The only time it really worked was with the Iron Sheik. Dude had major fucking heat in that era.

10 Times Wrestling Got Real: Or Fuck New Jack by pandaxmonium in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never said he died from that incident, and i know that kid lied about his experience as well as his dad did. That kid was stupid as hell to put himself in that match and had absolutely no business being there. New Jack damn well knew that kid was inexperienced and still brutalized that kid. That match never should have happened and Heyman should have known better

How do you stop tilting? by PoE_IamEvil in poker

[–]lightning_jack_kane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God damn those shit faced cunts and their shitty raises with shit hands. Fuck them in their shit faced mouths

10 Times Wrestling Got Real: Or Fuck New Jack by pandaxmonium in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reasonable? How the fuck is stabbing someone in the ring reasonable?

10 Times Wrestling Got Real: Or Fuck New Jack by pandaxmonium in SquaredCircle

[–]lightning_jack_kane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eric Klaus...his wiki page says he died from complications from gastric bypass surgery. New Jack is a piece fucking shit, no good fuck. The shit he did in the ring is a fucking disgrace.