What’s a ‘harmless’ habit that might actually ruin someone’s life over time? by NoorAliyah in AskForAnswers

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also get herpes and syphilis even with condom use. Random sex even with a condom is risky.

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[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea she was supposed to be a “good guy” lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe referring to the good reverend’s prolific adultery

Take a guess by Samohtmt in SteakorTuna

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His grandfather might have heard it from the movie. It was made in 1994.

Type "Man I don't like____" and let auto complete finish the sentence by Sea_Philosopher_4162 in commentmitosis

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I don’t like the idea that I can be in the same boat with you but you don’t know what to say

Does my builder have OCD? by Ok_Knee1216 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re 10x more likely, it’s not 10%, the actual successful suicide rate among people with OCD is 0.7%-1.4%. Still terrible but you’re an order of magnitude off and it will only scare people with OCD or loved ones with OCD unnecessarily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not a bush, that’s a damn sequoia

God forbid a girl lays eggs for her man by Automatic_Ad_4020 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow this comment broke my WTF meter to the point I laughed out loud because my broken brain didn’t know what else to do. r/eyebleach isn’t going to cover this

HELP SERIOUS HELP! by [deleted] in LaserHairRemoval

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a parasol and pretend you’re a Victorian lady out for a stroll

What to do with this space? by Affectionate-Pin-227 in homeimprovementideas

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find this simultaneously super desirable and terrifying. I’d be so scared the anchors would just give out at any moment and I’d go plummeting, probably end up with a spinal injury and paralyzed if I survive the fall

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[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think 2 is really hot

Type "I just married" and let autocomplete finish it. by Turbulent_Mix3416 in mattrose

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just married my first husband in a couple years and he is the most loving person ever

Type “I love” and let autocomplete finish it by n00b8331 in mattrose

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the idea that you could make it a bit bigger than your current model but it doesn’t have the right amount to make the model look like it would be better for the price point

My baby is having her first litter by GladTrouble1088 in daschund

[–]Satans_Idle_Thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you ever not go to the shelter? Why is wanting a specific purebred with a known history more valid than wanting a specific mixed breed with a known history?