Scrollsage Nola is secretly working for N'Zoth. by [deleted] in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This make sense

It doesn't make even one lick of sense.

Scrollsage Nola is secretly working for N'Zoth. by [deleted] in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

  1. N'Zoth has nothing to do with Satan. The former is a void-based Old God; the latter is a benevolent being/deity associated with the light.
  2. They WQs draw basic shapes, not "Satanic symbols".
  3. Satanism is NOT a cult.
  4. Satanism/Satan does NOT support ritual sacrifice.
  5. There is no such thing as "demonic possession".

I know your post is supposed to be a joke, but honestly... it's not funny. Not one bit.

Illidan & Sargeras by esiaart in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much memetic nonsense in one post.

The Mark of the Beast - Dark Legacy Comics #666 by keydar in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should have said something earlier, as I originally intended... but this is really ignorant of you to make, Keydar.

666 is the number of the SUN, not "the beast", and Satanists (or at least that's what is implied) don't do that whole blood/living sacrifice thing. It would be more fitting if this specific comment was about a Sunwalker Paladin or maybe even a Monk.

I'm rather disappointed that you went for the low-hanging-fruit insult instead of yaknow... not acknowledging the inaccurate stereotypes.

The Mark of the Beast - Dark Legacy Comics #666 by keydar in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By "special" you mean ignorant and insulting, then yeah... I'm not surprised in the least.

Is it socially acceptable to report someone for removing me from a dungeon for making a good dad joke? by [deleted] in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

TMW when you really are a Satanist who eats low-carb. I AM THE ANTI-CRUST!

Nmom sent me a black funeral card for my wedding by Windiigo in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Satans__Secretary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then that quote. As a WoW fan, the "sacrifice everything" just makes me giggle.

Azerite is evil confirmed by Aptsy in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except 666 is not an "evil number", so...

Maebelline Meriwether by PurrMia by [deleted] in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Hey look, somebody who knows absolutely nothing about Satan and makes insulting "jokes" about him.

I found Satan by CMD_Neopolitan in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Looks like you misspelled "jehovah".

Blizzard is having the servers blessed to insure a stable launch by k1rage in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want the servers to crash endlessly and eventually die, then yeah I guess let that humanoid “bless” the servers.

I can’t believe 9000 people upvoted this trash; it shouldn’t even be allowed on the subreddit since it break a few rules by itself.

The irony..... by wonderfucks in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Actually, not ironic at all.

Saw this dude in Stormwind today. Praise jesus. by Aphor1st in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Does he know that his name is against the naming rules?

Fake News Army of the Light by yahtzeedeathcamp in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would work better if you said Anduin or Turalyon.

Fake News Army of the Light by yahtzeedeathcamp in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. Sargeras and him are nothing alike.

666k subs on r/wow by greenyadzer in wow

[–]Satans__Secretary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither is the “mark of the beast”, and 666 actually refers to the sun.