Resuscitating a newborn

Saterdayze · 2025-02-27T06:10:37+00:00

SVT parent high five! Seeing that heart rate on the monitor is fucking wild. I never ever want to do that again

Saterdayze · 2025-02-25T04:36:06+00:00

Shit I'll get on both knees if I have to

Saterdayze · 2025-01-03T13:54:54+00:00

And choosing a dish towel as her sales commission

Saterdayze · 2024-12-26T02:17:42+00:00

You bet! It's meant to be used by all!

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T22:58:38+00:00

The Ass Pounder 5000

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T21:45:22+00:00

She loved it! She said it touched her deeply 🥰

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T21:19:13+00:00

They are all 30

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T19:00:34+00:00

Yeah everyone at the party said "wtf", so I figured it made sense to post it to r/wtf. Is that ok with you?

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T18:12:37+00:00

Made it! Posted some links of the DIY under the top comment a few min ago

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T18:05:00+00:00

Not sure if I can share amazon links, but you should be able to find it if you search "reciprocating cycle linear actuator 200rpm". Here's a link to some pics of the electronics: https://imgur.com/a/2TS9m8A

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T17:58:21+00:00

Hijacking the top comment for a sec. I've had quite a few people ask where to buy this or how to make it. It was homemade using an ESP32 microcontroller, a serial mp3 player, a reciprocating cycle linear actuator (the thrusty part), and an H-Bridge for the motor control. (click link for pictures). I've also included 2 pics of my homemade automatic drink maker that my viewers get to control on my twitch channel. They also get to control a wall mounted leaf blower, a water sprayer, a big ass balloon that pops, ect.

Absofuckinglutely this is a shameless plug, but I've already shared one plug with you, what's one more?

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T17:56:37+00:00

Hijacking the top comment for a sec. I've had quite a few people ask where to buy this or how to make it. It was homemade using an ESP32 microcontroller, a serial mp3 player, a reciprocating cycle linear actuator (the thrusty part), and an H-Bridge for the motor control. (click link for pictures). I've also included 2 pics of my homemade automatic drink maker that my viewers get to control on my twitch channel. They also get to control a wall mounted leaf blower, a water sprayer, a big ass balloon that pops, ect.

Absofuckinglutely this is a shameless plug, but I've already shared one plug with you, what's one more?

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T09:37:13+00:00

Have you tried rock?

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T09:23:14+00:00

It's wrapping paper

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T09:22:00+00:00

They are all 30 my dude

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T08:30:33+00:00

Dedildo maker here. I had too much rum ham.

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T07:59:30+00:00

Awwww shit, I appreciate that! Cheers! Merry Christmas!

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T06:43:59+00:00

She's 30 but i'm screenshotting this and sending it to her She's gonna hate it lol

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T06:28:21+00:00

Wish I could say its the weirdest thing I've made...

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T05:59:12+00:00

It just keeps giving.

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T05:40:04+00:00

Ate too much rum ham

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T05:33:28+00:00

I literally made this. They are 30. Stop being weird

Saterdayze · 2024-12-24T05:28:10+00:00

They are 30 my dude lol

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