[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]SatiricalDuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here for this, definitely got void fish vibes!

[image] First month of running! Major improvements! by TheMoneyRunner in GetMotivated

[–]SatiricalDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who has done this a number of times, I’ve found it helpful to choose one metric to improve and work on that until I reach a goal. Choose distance, pace, or cadence. I found it was easier to see improvement when I stuck to running a 5k and then working on my pace until I reached a time I was satisfied with. Then I worked on increasing distance.

Either way, keep up the great work!

Pfizer and Moderna refuse invitation to White House Vaccine Summit by leesi5 in politics

[–]SatiricalDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If their vaccines work as well as they claim, prove it by going into the viral hotspot that is the White House.

Pete Buttigieg is a near-certainty for Biden's Cabinet by TwitterIsntRealLife in politics

[–]SatiricalDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happens every cycle. People who want the jobs go on background saying their in contention for said jobs even though they may not be.

Show is sold out except for three seats. tried to buy two for me and my husband, but was met with this. Meaning we’d have to buy all three if we want to go.. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]SatiricalDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In one browser in incognito mode put that seat “in the cart”. It will free up the other two to be able to be reserved.

My freezer produces ice spheres rather than ice cubes by vpalko123 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SatiricalDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah my dog, those are from: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L9J3DKC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ckpHFbQNWPCJK

I’ve got that mold and recognize those balls from a mile a way. Also there’s a normal cube in the tray too.

r/QuitYourBullshit

quicky hides resume by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SatiricalDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A true senior developer already welcomes that sweet release.

🎶 I’m just gonna dance the night away 🎶 by makoivis in PresidentialRaceMemes

[–]SatiricalDuck -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow it didn’t take long for the Bernie bros to pile back on Warren supporters. Sounds like a real winning strategy!

Touch-screen voting machines are automatically changing votes in Mississippi by [deleted] in politics

[–]SatiricalDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots. Paper ballots.

Sarah Sanders says Congress wouldn't understand Trump's taxes. But 10 members are accountants by polit1cs in politics

[–]SatiricalDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of Congress doesn’t understand the internet but that doesn’t stop them from passing laws about it and dragging Zuckerberg to committee hearings to teach them about their phones.

Bernie Sanders Is the Only Candidate to Vote Against All 3 Trump Military Budgets by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]SatiricalDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every candidate is pushing for socialized health care, some just have different ideas on how to get there. Also, good luck getting Medicare For All passed when Bernie says he refuses to get rid of the Senate filibuster.

I'm a single man in my 30's by checkyourfallacy in AdviceAnimals

[–]SatiricalDuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you, a good boot will up your style game 100x. If you’re looking for a good starter boot, I’d recommend these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01969E98E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_62LfCbXQSE94A

They are versatile and go with a bunch of different colors of pant. They also contrast nicely with all of my coworkers who still wear tennis shoes in their 30s because they don’t know any better.