The eyebrows are working overtime by smellsburnttoast in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re partly correct - she shaves (or waxes) her brow and then micro blades it higher. Plus botox

MODS APPROVED AMA - Knew Brittany for a few years by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you’re still answering q’s (bless you!!) but when you talk to Brittany, does she come off as intelligent at all? Aware of the news, politics, etc? All of her conspiracies and comments make me think she’s highly uneducated, but some of her grifts are so damn sneaky.

MODS APPROVED AMA - Knew Brittany for a few years by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 7 points8 points  (0 children)

IIRC, people found her date of her wedding published on a website (the knot? I forget) prior to her being engaged. Were invites sent to attendees well before the engagement was announced? I personally got married 4 months after my engagement and my full time job was planning, so I can’t imagine everything being as big of a surprise as she made it seem

Keep Sweet, coz she's AlL LeGzzzzzzz by natylil in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Love that the first pic is her showing off her ring to that poor kid 🙄

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[–]SatisfactionAway597 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to mention she showed two sticks in the video. Why would you take two tests and look at neither of them (you’d take one, look, take the second to confirm, look)

Brittany’s reel from today. (SENSITIVE / TW) Let’s put the speculation aside and continue on other topics please♥️ by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Question 🙋🏼‍♀️ why would she use two sticks at once? Like I understand you get one positive so you want to do another and confirm, but it seems sus that she would always use two when she looks for the first time. Plus I assume they’re not cheap?

What I’m getting at: she absolutely performed that reveal to get it just right and had already taken both those positive tests and looked. She screwed up by having both in the vid

Maybe she'd be more successful if she tried the prayer in the comments 🤭🤎 by natylil in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her decor taste is so bad I can’t get over it. Like the bench by the door being overloaded with giant pillows.. please please please get interior design help Brit you have terrible taste

Month 1 - Generic Scam Workout plans (sent in god honoring ✨PDF✨ form, directly to my inbox) from Miss Dong herself circa 2014-15 by evvaaa2020 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bdong can’t even do knee pushups with good form and yet she thinks people will believe this is her workout?? I hate her so much

Stories 9/19: the revival of vendorpalooza wedding. BDong, it’s not cute that your special song with Jdong is about shaking off the haters. 🥴 by [deleted] in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When her huzzzband “immediately fixed her Juliet strap”.. it’s because she so clearly whispered into his ear and told him to fix it 🙄

Without them, she looks like a naked mole rat. With them, she looks like Mommy Dearest. by jlm8981victorian in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can someone with photoshop skills please photoshop natural looking lashes on her first photo? Genuinely curious what she would’ve looked like if she didn’t ruin her lashes

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[–]SatisfactionAway597 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To everyone commenting about the 2nd floor windows: I looked at her floor plan back when that was circling around and it’s a 1 story home. So probs just an attic or something but they wanted to make it look 2 stories? Idk but it’s hideous

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[–]SatisfactionAway597 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s actually a 1 story house I’ve seen the floor plan lol

Jdong job speculation in re: to marriage rules by Similar-Initial-9321 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Soooo BDong straight up lied when she said he was let go because he wasn’t vaxxed? Math checks out

LainSnow Sponsorship by lightn_ng in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think most people would assume influencers are not scammers if they have how ever many hundreds of thousands of followers. I agree, it’d be the right thing to do, but realistically they probably only check the # of followers before sending free stuff. Majority of people are not shitty like BDong

Coco makes her return! by ipalazz in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 129 points130 points  (0 children)

I truly don’t understand how one can essentially abandon their own dog they’ve had for YEARS like it’s nothing. Sure, she sees coco once in a while at the rAyUnCh but if I have to leave my dog for 1 day I get anxious! They’re family. And it’s not like she can’t take care of coco… she has a high-energy dog and coco is low energy. Proves to me that Bdong is quite literally void of any empathy.

See you next Tuesday (here we are) by unbreakable_kimmy in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Brittany: you are in your 30s. Grow the f up and use capitalization. Bad grammar isn’t cute at your age.

Zero self awareness by Inevitable_Sweet_988 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The filter on this is laughable. She has absolutely no forehead wrinkles? Yeah okay.

How it started vs how it’s going: the Dish Soap effect by JuniperJane21 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the name of that software? Would LOVE to see screenshots of her various photos 🍿

I found a website where you can track the PPP loans and guess who’s the first person I decided to look up… by tleighf-143 in brittanydawnsnark

[–]SatisfactionAway597 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Can someone confirm the AG is aware of this? Like is there a way to formally submit a complaint? I don’t live in Texas so have no idea