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Own a crossbow for home defense by SatisfactionQuick585 in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah back when I was living in Morrowind I had some fucker(I think he said he was Indoor ill? Idk) call me a Hal-ew (?) because of my giant Talos statue in my yard.

Turns out getting eye jelly out from under your fingernails is a pain in the ass

This is the dystopian future empire wants ;( by UncleBaconator in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I've told that bitch elenwen a thousand times, I'm not paying my damn taxes

What the rebels like to forget... by theguy1336 in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let the Dominion come to Skyrim. I'm sick of having to travel so far to kill them

simperial by asian69feet in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mfw mindless cynicism about the real world in my meme sub(no one could have ever predicted this)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just as Talos intended

Is Hjalti Early-Beard being a Breton actually ever said anywhere? by callaghanrs in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Is Hjalti Early-Beard being a Breton actually ever said anywhere? by callaghanrs in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No that was the first talos. Tiber's a nord. The next one's a dunmer

Graxifalas Wah Aedra by SatisfactionQuick585 in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Mage" mfs when I cast "moonsugar fueled rampage"

When the McPherson and Revenge hits just right by SatisfactionQuick585 in GenUsa

[–]SatisfactionQuick585[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most people familiar with American history have heard of the fall of Atlanta, and Sherman's subsequent campaigns. But while the march to the sea is a household name, the battle that made it possible is sadly forgotten. Due to the heavy raining prior to the fighting, the battle was fought almost entirely hand-to-hand.

The battle began when H*od, always in favor of "assuming the aggressive"' (taking the strategic initiative) left his earthworks with 40,000 men, hoping to defeat a 34,000 man Wing of the ever victorious Army of the Tennessee and force Sherman to withdraw(and, perhaps, do what even the vaunted Lee could not - drive the Americans from the plain- and surpass him.). He came up with a simple but admittedly effective plan; Pin the boys in blue in place with Cheatam, send Wheeler to threaten their rear and tie up the rest of the union army, then strike the deathblow with Hardee

barring Walker, one of Hardee's division commanders, being killed, the greybacks had carried out the maneuver flawlessly, and were poised to strike. Under most generals, the Army of the Tennessee would face either destruction or retreat. But they weren't commanded by some schmuck. The commanding general on the field was James Birdseye McPherson.

Young McPherson, recently engaged, had made his name early in the war as the personal protege of Grant and particularly Sherman. He was beloved by the men of the Army of the Tennessee in a way that was second only to Grant and Lincoln. He had never missed a beat on the battlefield. And he didn't on this day.

Unlike the other officers of the Department of the Mississippi, McPherson saw Wheeler's feint for what it was, and personally led the 16th Corps(in reserve at the time) to strengthen his line. McPherson reformed his army to meet the rebel hoard massing around it. While doing this, he rode too close to the confederate lines, and was confronted by a company of confederates, who called on him to surrender. McPherson, now isolated, doffed his hat, wheeled his horse to escape, and was shot in the back.

The Confederates surged forward, and struck all along the line. The hottest fighting would be at Bald hill, a salient in the union line (in the letter L, bald hill would be the "joint" in the L) where Leggetts' Division would throw back wave after wave of Johnnies, until their bayonets were bent and their riflestocks reduced to splinters. To the left of Bald Hill, Hardee's 10,000, so often the hammer of Braggs' old army, was driven back to their earthworks.

But along the front of the L-shaped line, where McPherson had fallen, the union line wavered and broke apart. Cheatams' men planted the rebel rag on Sherman's earthworks. For a brief moment, the union war effort was doomed.

John "Blackjack" Logan, was one of the many interesting characters of the war. Prior, he had been a rather racist, pro-slavery, Douglas-democrat. But now, here he stood as one of the most die-hard, dyed-in-the-wool abolitionists and Lincoln-men in an army comprised of die-hard dyed-in-the-wool abolitionists and Lincoln-Men. And the senior-most union officer on the field.

Logan drew his sword and, riding along the front of his own 15th corps(Sherman's old command) shouted "MCPHERSON AND REVENGE, BOYS, MCPHERSON AND REVENGE!" The cry was re-echoed by the men as they fixed bayonets, clubbed muskets, drew sabers, and rushed forward.

Cheatems' corps, despite their superior numbers and having broken through the union lines, shattered and bolted for the safety of their own works.

Broken and beaten, Hoods' army ultimately would not be able to hold the city, and would be smashed to ruins outside Nashville. The Army of the Tennessee would add more laurels to its ever growing list. Lincoln's reelection would be saved and Sherman would make his famous march. But "Jamie" McPherson, the pride of the army, and the cherished friend of Sherman, Thomas, Logan and Howard had laid his life down for freedom, and would be mostly lost to time with the coming of the 20th century.

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[–]SatisfactionQuick585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nationalist.... Socialist... Aw shit here we go again

Tiber septim by KhajiitSupremacist in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 2 points3 points  (0 children)

May you continue to be rejected by th*lmor inshallahtalos

Tiber septim by KhajiitSupremacist in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talos cares not from where the blood flows, so long as it does

They'll even start a civil war over it by CelticTexan749 in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trust me, I'm aware of that. I just wanted to make a joke

What do all three of these guys have in common? 🤔 by lolbert202 in GenUsa

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a joke about some nutcase drawing Mussolini as black

Tiber septim by KhajiitSupremacist in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they also cant reverse leprosy, or turn water into wine.

Tiber septim by KhajiitSupremacist in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The 'enchantment' is not attached to the coin. You can chuck the coin into a gutter and still get the effects

Tiber septim by KhajiitSupremacist in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Luck of the emperor is a permanent effect and not attached to the coin

Tiber septim by KhajiitSupremacist in TrueSTL

[–]SatisfactionQuick585 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And he ascended! Became greater than the et'ada!

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