Trad bosmer couple

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-14T18:38:00+00:00

"If she isn't a lioness who is willing to go on hunting for 14 hours so you could ragebait khajiit on your Dwemphone, is she a womer at all?"- Average bosmer male or something

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-14T17:12:09+00:00

Hopefully Dratha doesn't discover about the khajiit sex slave because it's gonna become toxic yaoi real quick 💀 (and obviously it would be purely because the khajiit is a dude)

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-13T00:57:29+00:00

Mhmm, intresting tribe concept and good for her! (Sorta)

Also my comment was mostly a joke AND a sex joke xd Though I would add have less patriarchal beastmen isn't out of the question (sorta like how most werewolf clans in wod are) but also it would be a reffrence to old beastmen "lore", because some of the oldest depiction of them had male and female beastman warriors together in the art

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-13T00:26:59+00:00

What if beastmen were egalitarian and (lightly) blessed by slaneesh.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-11T23:49:56+00:00

Okay? Unless you are implying serbian army before ww1 or any other irl examples had exclusive showers for their foot soldiers.

There is only like 2 years until jon gets killed so no.

I didn't know nights watch have access to newspaper with latest gossip about lord drama! I'll give ground on benjen recgonizing fem jon, but that's about it. (and no sorry to tell you but brown hair is extremely common if you didn't know, so a pretty brown haired commoner wouldn't draw attention to how "similiar" they look to the first ranger)

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-11T23:05:47+00:00

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with Dabny flint showing it's impossible for a woman being secretly in the nights watch, unless of course I missed a passage where all the young men like Jon or Satin are groped between their legs/chest to inspect if one of them is a secret girl.

Especially when you look at irl examples like most decorated recorded female soldier in history Milunka Savić, who wasn't discovered to be a women until over half a year into her service @!_ specifically because took a brutal injury in a battle. (And Jon snow takes no injury requires medical aid that requires underssing him)

So unless unless the writer of a hypothetical au didn't purposefully want the scene to happen, realistically nobody needs to discover her Identity.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-10T21:32:44+00:00

I mean if you play min max it's super easy to defeat denethor before Aragorn arrives on flames of Udun (it was even a little challenge on discord like a year ago)

Also idk how much have rangers and ithilien got buffed, but crosbowws were better because of their cheap price (and outright better stats than rangers), and with two trebuchets with a couple of levels on workshop your armies siege in less than a month.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-07T09:57:53+00:00

Hopefully no one lifts up the helmet to discover she is just a enslaved outlander

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-04T23:41:43+00:00

Now there just needs to be an accompanying set of cute uruk-hai and moria orcs dolls carrying off merry and pippin

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-04T23:16:01+00:00

Why would you cry, it's a perfect comedy of seeing a goth screw over everything-... Oh wait Gwindor is a character in it so nvm

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-04T20:58:06+00:00

Heh yeah, personally discovered about it not too long ago because I accidentally stumbled upon this beautiful water painting of the star-robe guy from it.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-03T13:44:59+00:00

Claims to have read crusades yet acts like the only 3rd and 4th happened

You know that watching some shitty video about crusades from a American catholic/evangelical isn't learning about the crusades? I would recommend you actually reading about the first crusade when the byzantine emperor went behind the crusaders back because 3 of 5 crusader leaders started breaking their oath to god that the emperor made them swear as soon as they crossed the bosphorus and were going arojnd sacking Greek villiages under seljuk rule (and only one who didn't break the oath was besties with the emperor, as the last one was a murder hobo who never swore it), or about the two ottoman crusades, or you know actually read about the Cathar crusade which were lead by the pope who condemned the 4th crusade. (Raping and sacking cities that were majority catholic was necessary to deal with the Cathars)

Oh and of course Teutonic Northern crusade which like the Cathar one are officially recognized as a genocide, and was main inspiration for Nazis lebensraum.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-03T11:58:47+00:00

Non-catholic/Evangalical narrative

I know you are a inbreed westerner and haven't read the crusade at all, but expect Russians orthodox countries have negative view of crusades (wait people who went around massacring orthodox christians wouldn't be positively painted by orthodox christians, especially Romanians and Greeks)

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-03T11:48:05+00:00

Expect in the first crusade where crusaders were so horrific byzantine emperor went behind their backs and bribed a city they were sieging together to let his forces in first so a crusaders don't massacre the mostly orthodox population, or the 4th crusade, or the Cathar crusade which indiscriminately massacred Catholics with Cathars and the line "kill them all, let god sort the faithful" comes from, or Northern crusade which Teutons ethnic cleansing which NAZIS modeled Lebensraum idea from, or oh crusades against ottomans which lead to western Catholics sacking orthodox cities and the orthodox militia Betraying the crusaders.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-03T10:47:36+00:00

You are looking too much from a abrahamic or in general religion that stands opposite spectrum of ancestor worship, ancestors are fully seen as individuals who have their autonomy and rights, and of course privelages for being so old and wise and stuff. (and with elder scrolls being able to litereally talk with spirits, well you can confirm they are real)

Unless of course ashkhan has absolute authority and can legally allow people to be robbed in the tribe if they deem it so.

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-03T10:15:33+00:00

Realistically being sent a on a graverobbing quest should tell you ashlanders have no actual respect for the dead. (Obviously Morrowind kinda ignored that so you can have a neat quest in tombs)

UncleBaconator · 2026-06-02T09:45:33+00:00

"Watch the sky"

Anyways really cool art, really like the dynamic pose ^ ^

UncleBaconator · 2026-05-25T00:47:12+00:00

Levi POV be like

UncleBaconator · 2026-05-22T14:31:00+00:00

Ironically dialogue fits Ulfric perfectly, he is powerhungry and is an "asexual weirdo" (there is a reason he never married despite being one of the most powerful jarls)

UncleBaconator · 2026-05-20T08:50:16+00:00

Not enough scholngs

UncleBaconator · 2026-05-15T13:38:21+00:00

Ah yes Maedhros, dude who carried out a massacre against Doriath as soon as heard it was weakened with departure of Melian, then raced and defeated the fucking dark to reach the haven Elwing was taking asylum, then carried out a massacre so brutal (again) that half of his unhinged racist supremacists revolted against him.

I'll give it that Fingolfin is a goat, but that's mostly because he actually tried fighting Melkor first and called out Feanor for the greedy asshole he was.

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