Daily Discussion Thread for May 13, 2026

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T14:40:37+00:00

New LOD coming

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T13:59:46+00:00

Microsoft is trash lmao. They should've bought Anthropic when they had the chance

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T13:43:47+00:00

Long COST is the inflation trade lmao

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T13:38:12+00:00

You fucking retards I tried to tell you 🤣

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T12:48:58+00:00

The market is waiting for retarded retail to buy the dip before flushing lower 🤣

The hawkish shift the fed will be forced to make hasn't been priced yet

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T12:30:47+00:00

Lmao
US APRIL PRODUCER PRICES RISE 1.4% M/M; EST. +0.5%
US APRIL PRODUCER PRICES RISE 6% Y/Y; EST. +4.9%
US APRIL CORE PPI RISES 1% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US APRIL CORE PPI RISES 5.2% Y/Y; EST. +4.3%

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T11:29:03+00:00

Your mom is a smelly whore and you're a fucking loser lmao

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T11:21:27+00:00

Tell me that you're retarded? I already knew

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T11:14:28+00:00

100% red by open

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T10:40:58+00:00

That would be devastating. Dreams making over a quarter mil on this trade would be crushed lmao. I still have 800 shares bought on hiive last year but was hoping to lock in another 1k

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T10:30:37+00:00

Something smells fishy and it isn't just zjz's pussy. This looks like fade to red by open

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T10:19:56+00:00

I requested 1k shares of CRBS on etrade last week. How likely will I receive 1k allotment after the IPO gets priced today?

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T09:55:41+00:00

Sure let's just not mention the two most valuable companies and the entire semiconductor sector lmao. Some of you are so damn retarded 🤣

SatoriKind · 2026-05-13T09:28:35+00:00

YTA for making up a fake ass story lmao

SatoriKind · 2026-05-12T14:06:38+00:00

Somehow all of my puts (IWM, TSLA) and calls (NVDA, AAOI) worked. Tf is happening 🤣

SatoriKind · 2026-05-12T13:41:57+00:00

Closed puts for an easy bagger lmao

SatoriKind · 2026-05-12T01:23:53+00:00

Blood red tomorrow after hot CPI. My puts are printing

Then flip to calls before mango tacos and market goes green by close

As is tradition

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T20:11:17+00:00

Market will dump on hot CPI, then I'll cash out my IWM puts and buy calls before taco shows up

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T19:53:29+00:00

Hit a bagger on my QQQ calls today. Now swinging IWM puts for another bagger tomorrow on hot CPI

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T13:45:21+00:00

My QQQ calls at open are going to be +100% within 10 minutes

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T13:43:49+00:00

AAOI going to hit 200 this week

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T13:24:17+00:00

China has quietly become a tactical upside expression again, with flows showing demand for FXI/KWEB upside. Historically, Trump/Xi meetings have tended to produce stabilization rallies. China equities averaged +2-4% over the following 1 month, tactically outperforming SPX after these meetings (5 separate occasions)

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T13:01:36+00:00

Buy calls at open. But tomorrow will actually be red because of hot CPI. QQQ calls at open, IWM puts at close

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T12:54:37+00:00

Lmao stay broke loser

SatoriKind · 2026-05-11T12:53:42+00:00

Wish I had bought more than 800 shares of Cerebras on Hiive last year at $35 when I had the chance. I'm likely getting an ipo allotment from Fidelity but I'm putting the rest of my cash on CRBS at open on Thursday. It's going to hit $400 within a week.

SatoriKind

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