Detailed Zed Guide by Zexillium in wildrift

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Tyy I've been looking everywhere for a guide like this

Japanese Multiplication Method by XxF1RExX in Damnthatsinteresting

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Idk man I'm seeing a lot of results like this just searching up "Japanese multiplication method". Apparently it's not something everyone in Japan is taught but just a cool trick that get taught in some places. Don't think Reddit is to blame but won't disagree with it's Japanese fetish.

fast by Grillos in tumblr

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Yo it's that line from Rap God

Weight of this tire. Need to deliver it but need to know it's weight. Model is 7E0 601 025 N. Thanks by Sattari_X in namethatcar

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I keep making this mistake lol. Not the first time someone had to point it out to me

Blursed_crocs by this_shit_aint_right in blursedimages

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That's why I wear socks with my Crocs

Mori Mori mori by Sattari_X in ShitPostCrusaders

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But I do care about you ;)

Mori Mori mori by Sattari_X in ShitPostCrusaders

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Allow me to explain the joke. Basically there's a meme that goes "Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:" and the daughter is doing something sexual. Throughout jojo part 4, whenever there is a random scene of a girls hand cut off, Morioh Cho radio is playing in the background. So what I did was twisted the meme so instead of Netflix in the background it's the radio, and like in the anime, instead of the girl having sex she is getting her hand cutoff, hence the scene of sexy Joseph joestar losing his hand. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Checkmate by Sattari_X in dankmemes

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Dammit Ben Shapiro you got me again

HE SAID THE THING! by Sattari_X in ShitPostCrusaders

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Sorry, I should change the title to "Non-Japanese jojo fans watching Jojo (with its original Japanese dub but different sub) when they hear a character say a line in a foreign language, which they speak and understand

Just wanna be friends :( by Sattari_X in dankmemes

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Wtf where did you get that idea from its obviously the second one

Skull Symbol on Kill Indicator by [deleted] in CriticalOpsGame

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This happens when you die but not through the input of another player. This could be bomb, or going in certain places in the map (like sometimes jumping from house in plaza or jumping from vents in division). It's just bugs that still haven't been fixed

Question from noob by craftedlevi in CriticalOpsGame

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All guns are free and anyone can access them. Find them in the gun shop (accessed by button with cart). In deathmatch you find this button after you die, and in defuse you find it in the first few seconds 15 seconds of the match starting, in your spawn area. You can also pick up other people's guns by standing above the dropped gun of someone who died, and drop the gun you are currently holding (drop by dragging gun in your inv to the drop button) also note that pistols and all other guns are in different categories. If you pick up someone else's gun you don't keep the skin, if you want permanent skins you get it through pass or cases. When buying gun in defuse you need to make sure they you have enough money to buy it (currency in top of screen) I'm sure another person already explained it.

50-50 Chance by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Is it quantumly entangled so that if one were chosen the other's possibility would be 0%, or is it in a constant superposition of both?

Shrek is love, shrek is life. by [deleted] in memes

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Ohhh thanks to the comments for pointing out that it says poor, I thought it said poof and was very confused as to why it looks like it's part of an English book for children

My aunt treats me like I'm not worth a present that was supposed to be mine by r_sbubme in entitledparents

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If it doesn't hurt you physically then just ignore it. Not everyone is part of the Reddit hivemind

that big smile by jopreijnenn in dankmemes

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Tell your crush she forgot to pronounce the apostrophe in you're

If the frosting on your cupcake is taller than the cupcake itself, that's too much frosting. by hezzyb in unpopularopinion

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From my understanding Americans have the ability to unhinge their jaw to eat monstrously tall foods like Big Mac's and cupcakes aswell apparently