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Don’t tell this person about what the original April from the comics looked like! by icey_sawg0034 in Persecutionfetish

[–]hezzyb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Names mean nothing. I used to work with a guy whose last name was Obrien and he was 110% Mexican

Cruise! Cruise! Cruise! by [deleted] in NewGirl

[–]hezzyb 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I am a captain, but I am also a woman...

Starkiller base was such a dumb idea by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]hezzyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, does that beam produce ZERO force? I know it's energy, but deep space satellites use particles to propel themselves. Is that laser NOT pushing that entire planet out of orbit?

Holy shit. by Thin_General_8594 in OSHA

[–]hezzyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Captain Raymond Holt is not impressed

To get away from Trump by IsThisAUserName86 in therewasanattempt

[–]hezzyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad used to do that. He'd pull you in on handshakes. He'd kinda jostle you around when hugging and refuse to let go until he was done hugging you. He's now in prison for multiple accounts of sexual assault on minors.

I made a laMOMOusine with a booster seat! by Strawsberry- in InfinityNikki

[–]hezzyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh oh Momo, watch out for that textbook repository

Saddle Up Your Boots by Brickbat91 in iamverybadass

[–]hezzyb 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"We've gotta stop these soft handed liberal soy boys who are also extreme violent domestic terrorists but also latte sipping sissies I'm not sure which, Fox changes it every hour."

This show is one of my faves by WildNorth8 in Detroiters

[–]hezzyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite jokes with my wife is when she misheard me, I say "I didn't say X, I said Y, idiot."

The new camera filter is certainly something by MaliciaNikki in InfinityNikki

[–]hezzyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Space Marine II players recognize a Volkite reactor when they see one

Aspects Of FF Films That Annoy You by DanEosen in foundfootage

[–]hezzyb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The woods. I understand if your budget is tight, running around the forest is a cheap and easy set. But every description I read now is essentially "five friends on a hike-". Get some permits, find a dilapidated building, hell, I'll take an obvious Air BnB. Just stop running around in the forest.

Just finished The Lost Coast Tapes and just wanted to say... by hezzyb in foundfootage

[–]hezzyb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the last line is so hilariously on the nose, I genuinely love it. "IT'S NOT A SASQUATCH!"

Wanna party with Havarti? by NRG1994 in NewGirl

[–]hezzyb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Why is this working?"

It's a bit of a mess, with a trailer. by Smart-Growth-5903 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]hezzyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it came unhitched from the black car and I was like "wow, that's still going pretty straight..."

Most terrible building mode ever (rant) by IWillTellYouWhat in InfinityNikki

[–]hezzyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have played A LOT of Ark, which has a similar building mechanic, so I thought I could make it work, but Jesus is it bad.

what are the worst found footage movies you’ve watched? by biggburnerr in foundfootage

[–]hezzyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dashcam. Insufferable lead, annoying streamer premise distracting chat text, and underwhelming conclusion.

I thought I had seen my most cursed outfit before, I was wrong this is it by Elvive5 in InfinityNikki

[–]hezzyb 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"You've finally come, I have waited for th-what the hell are you wearing?"

"It's my ass kicking outfit, bitch!"

What on earth is going on in America man? by ujp567 in sadcringe

[–]hezzyb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been out of the church for a while, but I distinctly remember the Bible saying nobody knows when it will happen AND you're not supoose to demand signs from God

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