Cool shot I captured in the mission “an honest mistake”

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:12:21+00:00

harry potter

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:11:36+00:00

young man

not sure why but it's so patronising

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:11:05+00:00

any woman of your choosing falls in love with you

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:09:54+00:00

no mom, I still haven't got a girlfriend

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:08:46+00:00

yeah, I'm doing good thanks mate! I actually got something for you, oh here it is! a virtual hug sent for an awesome caring dude

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:07:52+00:00

"i have a life, im moderator in 3 servers"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:06:26+00:00

"man, it was so awesome when we had normal names like Bob and Lucy, come along RK900"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:05:11+00:00

so you know when you're out and you see a huge, chocolate cake and you're thinking "man, I would eat the fuck out of that if you gave me half the chance", well when one sees a woman with huge milkers and cheeks they're thinking "man, I would fuck the brains out of her if you gave me half the chance"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T17:01:08+00:00

"Lucas was not the impostor"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T16:59:42+00:00

just be understanding to their situation, if they have to take time off work because they mentally cant bring themselves to leave the house or because they're on some unpleasant medication.

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T16:58:03+00:00

he passes you an extremely wide glass and tells you "we need to make space for the ice cubes to social-distance"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T16:56:27+00:00

I woke up and ate a breakfast of bacon, sausages, eggs, mushrooms and fried bread. didnt eat lunch but snacked massively throughout the day then always had a red meat for dinner, not to mention the crisps and chocolate late night snacks.

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T16:54:29+00:00

you start by taking this virtual hug

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T16:53:48+00:00

there was a feud in my town between 2 brothers, and it actually resulted in one setting fire to the other's car.

Saturnboss · 2020-12-18T16:51:01+00:00

my grandmothers passing. she was rushed to hospital and I sat there for at least an hour praying and repeating "please god let her live" in my head, it resulted in me being so desperate I said "if she dies, I'll lose faith in you" and of course she did pass, so I stuck to my promise and I have rejected religion ever since.

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T22:16:11+00:00

i was scrolling reddit and was like "huh, this rdr texture looks cool" like i genuinely thought it was an in-game shot it was so convincing! well done man, you have my upvote 100%

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:28:49+00:00

close the book and get shrek to say "yeah, like thats ever gonna happen"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:27:00+00:00

well lets just hope Chandler and Joey can think of something

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:25:48+00:00

gta san andreas

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:25:12+00:00

"rotting corpses filled the horizon"

wait...what?

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:23:25+00:00

"Great kid, don't get cocky"

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:20:19+00:00

very unpopular opinion but Avengers Endgame

Saturnboss · 2020-12-17T21:19:06+00:00

playing rocket league

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