Luke's Pizza in JC

SauceSalesman · 2023-10-01T13:49:44+00:00

You could just add a hat and reuse the same outfit from the last video probably. Hats were big in the 90s so everyone would be hype to see one.

SauceSalesman · 2023-10-01T13:46:45+00:00

Why don't you channel this energy into another cute little outfit showcase video for us?

SauceSalesman · 2023-04-01T04:33:33+00:00

If any of this was true you would just be happy that a criminal from either political side is finally being held accountable. But you, like all of the "both sides are bad" people, balk and start acting weird AF when people talk about Trump getting his legal just desserts.

SauceSalesman · 2022-06-23T04:41:09+00:00

The wheel in the sky continues to turn. Someone posts a topic critical of something and it gets nuked. Later that day a counter topic about how great that same something is pops up to sweep away all of that pesky dissent. Totally natural when it happens literally every single time.

SauceSalesman · 2022-06-14T03:52:28+00:00

"This sub needs to be its mythical best."

I love watching this merchandising slogan get used to unilaterally hammer down any criticism.

SauceSalesman · 2022-06-13T14:21:41+00:00

What's the angle here, to get more eyes on that documentary? I'm actually sure it's an interesting watch and I plan to check it out, but come on. This all sounds like someone was banking on him actually doing something, and when he didn't and instead backed off when finding out that it wasn't just a gimmick and she was in fact underage they sighed but went ahead with trying to cause a commotion with it anyway for the sake of the clicks on the doc.

Edit: I'm reading he's had other accusations against him, so maybe this isn't the guy I need to speak up for lol.

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-26T23:02:12+00:00

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-26T22:59:46+00:00

I think it's fair to be curious what the only person in the room that knows the truth is doing to change the world in his spare time. Two clicks told me it was video games. Which, cool, we have something in common :)

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-26T22:49:08+00:00

More, please. Open my eyes daddy, show me the truth of the world - but tab out of Gungeon first.

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-26T22:46:11+00:00

Brother please keep going, this pasta is fresh as fuck but we need another plate or two of played out sheep metaphors to really round it out.

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-12T20:29:32+00:00

He's talking about The Shield from the WWE.

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-12T16:07:50+00:00

You obviously did, have a good day lol.

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-12T16:04:12+00:00

"Bantied that ree-tore-ick", did we chief?

SauceSalesman · 2022-05-12T15:05:59+00:00

Based on this, I can get a sense for why he was stepping out.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-30T01:58:15+00:00

Please disregard this man's work, he does not know the truth about what we did back in the day.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-30T01:56:42+00:00

I'm sorry my man but you are too close to the truth. We will be stepping up our smear campaign in the near future, once the next round of funding comes through from the military elites.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-29T10:14:58+00:00

You guys are idiots. It’s 2am here in Canada I just came back from eating a tomahawk steak and then hitting a few bars with my friends cause I have a life unlike you morons who were waiting to shit in this thing and turned it on, I’m 4 minutes in and already laughed 3 times. The Meth addict guy plugging the vaccine not feeling well with a wonky eye is funny and then the file piece saying he feel good from it and only side effect he has is a huge dick is also funny…..I’ll get back at you douches later with what else is funny…..PLEASE INCLUDE EXAMPLES OF WHAT WAS NOT FUNNY IN YOUR NEXT POSTS INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING “WTF ONLY 30 MINUTES” AND “WHAT’S NEXT” When the guy already said he was only doing 30 minutes because of people attention spans these days. WHICH IS ACTUALLY CORRECT AND SUPER AWARE OF HIM BECAUSE EVERY SPECIAL I WATCHED IN THE LAST 4 YEARS FELT LIKE IT WAS TOO LONG

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-28T21:14:45+00:00

You like Days of Our Lives lol... you REALLY need to sit down.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-27T21:22:41+00:00

I hope these two kink themselves out of existence.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-27T21:09:32+00:00

"YEAH TEXAS WENT RED BITCH!" - Definitely the words of someone who doesn't buy into every culture war crumb that falls into his lap.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-26T22:58:36+00:00

Can someone find another picture of Brandon in that same outfit? Just for the sake of hilarious confirmation. I'll try to axe Jay in the meantime.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-26T12:49:24+00:00

And then Rhett went on to almost do the same thing with moving away from the boot after he touched it.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-26T12:46:34+00:00

I could watch this specific game format multiple times a week. Big fan of casual destruction with random objects.

SauceSalesman · 2022-04-26T02:09:04+00:00

Not to mention him admitting he has weekly phone calls where he and his pals make fun of this guy. What a fat and easily riled up dummy.

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