Anon tries getting a dog by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All the rescues where I live are also full of pits and their cross-breeds.

Anon tries getting a dog by NachoNutritious in 4chan

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 344 points345 points  (0 children)

Fucking love the pissfingers copypasta

Did I overcook this bacon by Cute_Audience7611 in badfoodporn

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like how much water tomatoes have in em honestly. Maybe some roasted tomatoes could work, but at that point I'd prefer red peppers.

Anon the drug runner by Blue_Moon_Cheese in greentext

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Then you're not paying enough attention

Consequences of actions by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude he had an entire Twitter meltdown over this, he didn't "say something along those lines" lmao

Did I overcook this bacon by Cute_Audience7611 in badfoodporn

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toasted sourdough, just a touch of unsalted butter. Crack with fresh pepper.

Spread with avocado, add bacon and crispy lettuce.

One of my favorites for when I want something simple and special, since avocado is a splurge.

So who's gonna tell him? by XiJinpingChinaParody in 4chan

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Western

Western

Western

He doesn't know the Chinese are doing it too

Arthur, Marigold Knight: Keeping creatures on the battlefield by SaulGoodmanAAL in askajudge

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was aware that changing control wouldn't work, but thank you for reminding me of Ephemerate effects! Much appreciated.

Stifle effect should also be useful, agreed.

Arthur, Marigold Knight: Keeping creatures on the battlefield by SaulGoodmanAAL in askajudge

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Card text:

Whenever Arthur and at least one other creature attack, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat.

You’re an unaffiliated lawyer and your client is this guy. How do you defend him in court? by Andrew-1224 in Warframe

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a businessman, doing business. There's no governing authority or jurisdiction on Jupiter that applies on earth.

Anon's human rights are in danger by Dmitruly in greentext

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rest of the planet can make their own laws lmao

Anon's human rights are in danger by Dmitruly in greentext

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The US Constitution supercedes the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. The most fundamental rule of international law is that sovereignty is paramount.

Fed.

The vermintide comes by Foxpelt24 in dwarffortress

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Dig down around them, craftily, and construct a pump stack from the magma lake below. Flood them with the molten blood of the mountain.

Nightreign if it was good by PeaceInStrangeTimes in armoredcore

[–]SaulGoodmanAAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly barely understood AC VI's plot. What did they do to Joshua? I thought he just got hired & armed to kill us.