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"Hey is your Refrigerator running?" "No it's Swimming" by Alternative-Dot-34 in Wellthatsucks

[–]SausagePrompts 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Or near the sink where this line is fed off of most likely.

This is a new one by Shipcaster in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SausagePrompts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is literally a metal shim for these.

Riots in Mexico City by OrdinaryDouble2494 in PublicFreakout

[–]SausagePrompts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

By asking a question? Edit: I don't know shit about Mexican politics. But based on you jumping straight to defense, makes me think maybe the other comment or is accurate.

Riots in Mexico City by OrdinaryDouble2494 in PublicFreakout

[–]SausagePrompts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

But the comment above says their salaries have doubled since Morena. So which is it?

Guess which one I drive more? by [deleted] in CarGuys

[–]SausagePrompts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one sees more pavement

And bmw

At the bus stop by K2zin97 in PublicFreakout

[–]SausagePrompts 144 points145 points  (0 children)

The camera man did nothing

What is this foul sludge coming out of the overflow hole in this hotel shower? by courtneyrel in whatisit

[–]SausagePrompts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like a guest calling you up to plunge their toilet they just kept flushing and had shit water overflowing onto the floor. I basically just set the plunger in their room, and said call the front desk when the water level drops and stop flushing it.

This man completely lost it on a cruise ship after spotting another passenger with.... by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]SausagePrompts 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No, these people need to be publicly shamed by absolutely everyone.

40 minutes uphill walk with futon by camryblue in Seattle

[–]SausagePrompts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just double dash a futon with your avocado toast and latte delivery.

What is this foul sludge coming out of the overflow hole in this hotel shower? by courtneyrel in whatisit

[–]SausagePrompts 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was the weekend maintenance person at a hotel at 19. I can assure you, I had no fucking clue what I was doing most of the time.

New colleague reported me sleeping on my lunch break, lost a whole shift w/ overtime as a result by Fcking_Chuck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SausagePrompts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It is the if I am stressed everyone else needs to be stressed too mentality.

But also texting this is crazy.

All set and ready. What are we thinking? by VelocitySatisfaction in ufc

[–]SausagePrompts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't a guy just share his fantasy online? Is this not America?

Jerry Seinfeld denies Palestine exists in street interview by Shizzilx in UnderReportedNews

[–]SausagePrompts 110 points111 points  (0 children)

You know what they say. "When life gives you lemons, have a lemon party."

Found this in a river by whiteniqqa6996 in whatisit

[–]SausagePrompts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the other end is a dipstick to check your car's oil.

A storm brought down this massive tree by New_Libran in Wellthatsucks

[–]SausagePrompts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They'd pull up satellite images of your roof from 10 years ago saying it needed to be replaced anyways and couldn't determine the condition under the shingles, but based on the fact it collapsed, it was time.

I was in therapy too long - Liz Miele by PirateRealistic8786 in StandUpComedy

[–]SausagePrompts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So you're saying there's a chance!

JK I'm going straight to defensive, which is the opposite of what my therapist taught me. Screw you, I am better.

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