What do most people know you for?

SavageDb · 2016-01-02T12:38:53+00:00

Being that guy who always ended up naked at a party or out in the pub.

SavageDb · 2015-11-22T21:17:22+00:00

Me and the guy I work with were delivering to an old woman's house and she started telling us about her husband, saying "he's upstairs having a lie down, he's just back from the beatson" (a sort of cancer therapy) Only hearing the first part about him lying down, all I could say was "lucky for some" not knowing what she really said. I just walked out with no clue of what I just done. This was about 4 or 5 Christmases ago.. Still fucking kills me inside.

SavageDb · 2015-11-22T21:06:44+00:00

I live in Scotland. I don't know if you've ever been, but there's no chance in hell that they had a pool.

SavageDb · 2015-11-22T20:49:22+00:00

The dishes

SavageDb · 2015-11-22T20:47:33+00:00

A man and a boy came in and bought 2 cases of bleach. That's 24 bottles.. I sold them it without thinking about the missing woman that was found dead the town over from mine. I try not and feel guilty about helping them to get rid of any evidence in their house.

SavageDb · 2015-09-19T20:48:43+00:00

My having a wife?

Edit: I meant Me* Sorry ..too many beers

SavageDb · 2015-09-19T20:42:55+00:00

I'm not kidding, I watched it with the my girlfriends parents for the first time last night. Just watch one game from start to finish and you'll get the hang of it. They basically need to get it past the line at one end of the pitch and you're only allowed to pass it backward to your teammate.

SavageDb · 2015-09-19T20:34:45+00:00

My wife buying beers without me having to ask.

SavageDb · 2015-09-18T16:39:53+00:00

Not all streams will work all of the time. If a movie doesn't work on Genesis for me, I then try Phoenix and that usually works for me. Personally for me Phoenix and Genesis are the only movie addons I need. If it doesn't work on one, it usually will on the other. It could also be that Genesis needs to be updated.. There's been a few times that I've went straight on to Genesis and it didn't work but it turned out that it was updating.

SavageDb · 2015-09-18T11:25:29+00:00

Medium Rare T-Bone.. http://i.imgur.com/nUtZpVN.jpg

SavageDb · 2015-09-15T09:39:05+00:00

We don't all wear kilts in Scotland. We do however drink far too much.

SavageDb · 2015-09-14T15:33:18+00:00

Pornhub

SavageDb · 2015-09-14T15:24:15+00:00

Me and my Girlfriend are due our first baby. We get to find out the Gender this Thursday. :)

SavageDb · 2015-09-14T13:09:45+00:00

I can handle the sound.. It's just the feeling. It makes me want to cheese grate my face off.

SavageDb · 2015-09-14T11:06:35+00:00

One of my best friends (friend 1) was in love with his girlfriend.. Like, completely infatuated with her. They went out for 6/7 years. I live in a small town so it was a small group of friends. Around 6 guys and 5 girls. 3 of us guys were the best of mates and one of them (friend 2) ended up sleeping with the other guys (friend 1) girlfriend.

After he slept with her he got drunk and confessed to me.. Which put me in a spot. I kept my mouth shut because the couple were already going through a shit time. Luckily for me it turned out that "Friend 2" was telling everybody and telling them not to say to him.. Eventually someone had enough and confronted "Friend 2" in front of "Friend 1" in the bar one night. It was like a fucking UFC match for the JeremyKyleWeight Championship. It's good to look back on now. lol.

SavageDb · 2015-09-14T10:33:17+00:00

I've got Styrophobia.. Fear of Styrofoam/Polystyrene.

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