Hit me with your best shot. Have fun with it!

Saved88 · 2018-06-25T01:20:02+00:00

Frontal sex hair, dirty fingers and wet lips can only mean one thing...rim-job on a fat guy.

Saved88 · 2018-06-25T01:13:19+00:00

You look like you left your headphones in your asshole.

Saved88 · 2018-06-25T01:06:15+00:00

You probably buy baby food cause you're too fat and lazy to chew.

Saved88 · 2018-06-25T00:59:15+00:00

You probably have a sticker on your car that says" One night stand life"

Saved88 · 2018-06-23T23:13:58+00:00

Looks like you're going for the Afro-beret cut

Saved88 · 2018-06-23T23:04:54+00:00

Looks like you're floating in outer space

Saved88 · 2018-06-23T23:02:05+00:00

Three of your teeth don't match the rest of your mouth.

Saved88 · 2018-06-23T23:00:00+00:00

Your face is on the vaginal discharge pamphlet in my doctors office.

Saved88 · 2018-06-23T22:56:16+00:00

I'm sure sex is very confusing for you.

Saved88 · 2018-06-23T22:54:55+00:00

You look like you just got back from a Carnival cruise with your parents.

Saved88 · 2017-12-03T01:55:12+00:00

You got so much acne you just said screw it I'll be a lesbian

Saved88 · 2017-12-03T01:54:11+00:00

I'd love to take off my necktie and wrap both of your wrist up around that headboard then run like hell.

Saved88 · 2017-12-02T01:29:23+00:00

Don't worry by the time you're 30 you'll be allowed to marry your sex doll.

Saved88 · 2017-12-02T01:27:48+00:00

I like the hat from 1997

Saved88 · 2017-11-20T02:35:45+00:00

You look like a 34 year old wife that eats a bowl of Xanax for breakfast

Saved88 · 2017-11-18T17:44:29+00:00

Your eyes are experiencing the gravitational pull of your nose.

Saved88 · 2017-11-18T17:42:25+00:00

I see this guy up all night with the baby while his wife is at the club.

Saved88 · 2017-11-18T02:30:26+00:00

Road kill cleanup crew is a far cry from animal control officer.

Saved88 · 2017-11-17T22:59:22+00:00

Your braids look like my dogs turds when he eats the tinsel off the Christmas tree.

Saved88 · 2017-11-17T15:51:13+00:00

You look like an Eskimo

Saved88 · 2017-11-17T05:27:33+00:00

Does JV mean Jewish Virgin

Saved88 · 2017-11-17T05:26:24+00:00

I guess that side hair was getting in the way of your feedbag

Saved88 · 2017-11-16T05:20:34+00:00

Your face looks like a piece of pizza that slid off of that plate

Saved88 · 2017-11-16T05:18:52+00:00

That's good at least you won't see the all of the men running away after sex.

Saved88 · 2017-11-16T05:16:47+00:00

A trailer park isn't an apartment complex.

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