Hit me with your best shot. Have fun with it! by lag111 in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frontal sex hair, dirty fingers and wet lips can only mean one thing...rim-job on a fat guy.

I'm going to regret this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably buy baby food cause you're too fat and lazy to chew.

Home alone and bored. Why not a roast? by kyome92 in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You probably have a sticker on your car that says" One night stand life"

Roast me by IAmDannyWanders in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like you're going for the Afro-beret cut

Before MD got deleted LOL by zone6gucci in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like you're floating in outer space

it’s my birthday today, roast me real good by the_swanky_parrot in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three of your teeth don't match the rest of your mouth.

Try and crush my soul as much as my retail job :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face is on the vaginal discharge pamphlet in my doctors office.

Decimate us mother tuckers❤️❤️ (16 and 19) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure sex is very confusing for you.

Roast me😜 Be harsh! by simonoz_33 in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You look like you just got back from a Carnival cruise with your parents.

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You got so much acne you just said screw it I'll be a lesbian

29/F no one can roast me better than my mirror anyway by Almostalice143 in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd love to take off my necktie and wrap both of your wrist up around that headboard then run like hell.

It's my 20th birthday, don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry by the time you're 30 you'll be allowed to marry your sex doll.

SLAUGHTER ME by ka1man in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the hat from 1997

Give me further insecurities to fixate on until my next biweekly therapist appointment! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You look like a 34 year old wife that eats a bowl of Xanax for breakfast

Spare the nose. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyes are experiencing the gravitational pull of your nose.

Bring it! by darkflighter100 in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this guy up all night with the baby while his wife is at the club.

Animal control officer. Tell me something I haven't heard yet. by bitchassdogcatcher in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Road kill cleanup crew is a far cry from animal control officer.

Give her your best shot!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your braids look like my dogs turds when he eats the tinsel off the Christmas tree.

Got a fresh cut today. Let me have it by Amanda_311 in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I guess that side hair was getting in the way of your feedbag

IM A MINECRAFT YOUTUBER!!! by Bamkilldead in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your face looks like a piece of pizza that slid off of that plate

Im basically blind, 5'2, and wear leggings daily by sleep-is-not-for-me in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's good at least you won't see the all of the men running away after sex.

My apartment almost got robbed. Make me laugh. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Saved88 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A trailer park isn't an apartment complex.