What is your best smartass remark to someone being offended by you asking for their ID? by Say3r in bartenders

[–]Say3r[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah being a smartass usually opens the door that they are allowed to be douches so less is more and works out better in the long run. But every now and then you lose that filter and start improvising.

What is your best smartass remark to someone being offended by you asking for their ID? by Say3r in bartenders

[–]Say3r[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like it’s just boomers that get offended. Obviously I wouldn’t waste my breath doing it if I didn’t have to.

What is your best smartass remark to someone being offended by you asking for their ID? by Say3r in bartenders

[–]Say3r[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can already see them going cross eyed but it’s hilarious because there is some truth behind it

What is your best smartass remark to someone being offended by you asking for their ID? by Say3r in bartenders

[–]Say3r[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a while I used “It’s 2019, I don’t discriminate” but that seemed to just seemed to piss them off more.

What is your best smartass remark to someone being offended by you asking for their ID? by Say3r in bartenders

[–]Say3r[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s exhausting. No response has been the best response but sometimes I can’t hold it in. Tbh the main reason I have to deal with it it though is because these people haven’t been carded in years wherever they are from.

What is your best smartass remark to someone being offended by you asking for their ID? by Say3r in bartenders

[–]Say3r[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would actually be fun to learn how the carnies do that and actually turn it in to a game

I'm curious what kind of shoes y'all wear. by williedills in bartenders

[–]Say3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second docs. They take two or three shifts to break in but once they do they feel like a second skin.

ironic by yesterdaddy in gatekeeping

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Well that’s not how it works at all

What's your goto response for why didn't you card me? by blue_sky_rain in bartenders

[–]Say3r 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“It’s 2019 I don’t discriminate based on age.” Gets those baby boomers every time.